Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I woke up in a girl's bed, who I've had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Where am I?
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
Seeing other people
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Coinkydink
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
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weedow2 0
wtf.........
killabee 0
I don't quite understand, why were you all sleeping together? Like threesome style? But then it wouldn't really be an FML...???
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Comments (179)
darkmis1 18
Why were you in bed with them in the first place?
JustGines 0
I hope you hid your morning wood good.
xvolcom893x 0
WTF....are you onto like cukhold? that's weird!
TruleighSadistic 0
wtf wow sorry.. i know how you feel tho simular incedent happen
CallMeHush 1
You touched his bum didn't you?
Arotai 0
no that would be weird
Arotai 0
*arOtai? lol
cuteness69 0
Threesome !?!?! (:
Arotai 0
lol omg people there were NO SEXUAL ACTIVITIES
Towelie_31 0
thats a lie...
roobear 2
wowpix, great, your name is so much better than mine. I've taken notes and next time I choose a username I'll be sure to consult them. Second of all - this guy is a moron and maybe if he gets a little tough love he'll get it through his thick skull to get over this girl. Otherwise he's going to continue through this same depressive cycle that he already has gone through for a year.
Compass 0
Threesome, nice.
cuteness69 0
How can you prove it ? (: