Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I woke up in a girl's bed, who I've had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Where am I?
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
Seeing other people
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Coinkydink
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
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weedow2 0
wtf.........
killabee 0
I don't quite understand, why were you all sleeping together? Like threesome style? But then it wouldn't really be an FML...???
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Comments (179)
YOULIVETODIE 0
YDI for thinking that becoming friends with a female first will conclude to her liking you romantically. I bet you enjoyed watching them cuddle.
heathert 0
**** block
summer16 2
so r u a girl? and is ur best friend a girl?
Arotai 0
no im a guy and my best friend is a girl
crazyleggs 0
so what side of the bed did you sleep on?
bihero 0
sigh.. i feel bad for u .. did u tell her u love her?
Arotai 0
yeah she knows.
airock 0
Lame. Walk away from the friendship dude... It'll hurt and suck, but it'll hurt and suck more if you keep thinking you can be a friend when you actually love her. wowpix: grow the **** up. Quit text-talking, quit pretending you're a "good friend" cause you "don't want to hurt him" Clearly this bizare 'friendship' has gone on too long. And FYI, I feel bad for the long-distance boyfriend. He should be posting on here... Finally gets to see his girl and she brings another dude and ends up sharing a bed... Damn. F his life!
Calaura9 0
This is just plain weird. The OP posts a pathetic FML. People make fun of him, (as they should) he cries and tells the person who made him look pathetic that she shouls post on FML to defend him and she's about as smart as a box of rocks. Which in turn makes him look even more pathetic for being in love with her. Geeze. I deem you a lost cause.
Towelie_31 0
wow, we got op commenting, we got the girl op's talking about commenting... gets my vote for best fml reply thread. an wowpix do op a favor an quit bein an attention *****
aitch10 1
Feel for the OP. Really, there are some idiots on here. If you knew what if felt like to love someone, the fools telling him to walk away wouldn't be saying that, knowing that it's not that easy. To OP, first, if you feel that way about her and she knows, but know you can't act on it, it is difficult. Been in that position before. I know exactly how difficult it is to try to stop yourself from feeling that way, almost impossible to walk away. The thing that makes it more difficult is that you're best friends. As for wowpix, if you've talked about it with him and you know he loves you, but don't feel the same way, you have to tell him, its unfair to treat him this way. Dragging him along while you see your bf is ridiculous. It's hard enough that he can't act on his feelings, but to have to see you with someone else is even worse.