hoody
United States
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
VacationTSA
United States
Today, I woke up in a girl's bed, who I've had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML
Wet dreamer
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
ohfantastic
United States
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Anonymous
Where am I?
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML
my boyfriend is a slut
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
kayla53
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Elmer, United States
Seeing other people
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Anonymous
Roeselare, Belgium
Coinkydink
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
hk
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
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weedow2 0
wtf.........
killabee 0
I don't quite understand, why were you all sleeping together? Like threesome style? But then it wouldn't really be an FML...???
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killakidpk 0
dude i know how you feel. it hurts to seee someone you love love someone else
Prestigex 0
Last night I snuck into a lonely man's house, I drew all over his face with sharpie and left. The next day I saw he posted it on FML. MLIA
Prestigex 0
^ Epic Fail on my part. O_o
Boy_Flow 0
OH MY GOD!!! LOL I READ THAT TOO AND ITS THE FUNNIEST DAMN THING I'VE EVER READ!!! I'M CRYING CUZ I'M LAUGHING SO ******* HARD!!!
aichd13 4
How did you even..
nurgletr0n 0
Pics or it didn't happen.
intint50 0
no, **** off.
EveryDayJackAss 0
wait....why the **** is the OP even there in the first place?
kmart72 0
Best friends forever! What a pleasure to have lost our virginities together!
TheStagg 0
Ah, unfortunately this happens, I fell in love with my best friend, and she and I actually made out which I stupidly thought might be the start of something, but alas, no. The only way I was able to stop thinking about her was to walk away, I speak to her still occasionally, but not too often. Its sad, but in my case it had to be done, maybe its what you need to. Hard as it may seem to admit or even think about.
Paradise_babe 0
you should know better then that. if you told her a year ago how u feel and she's seeing someone else clearly she's just not that into u. next time opt for another spot.
Kinttow 0
Andy, Jorm and Keev, you've saved my race, your reward is one wish, then I'll go back to space.
manstie 1
Uhh.... what??? So you were having a threesome or... you were gay for your girlfriends boyfriend?
Gobsnoglin 0
So you had a "devils 3 way", big whoop, who cares. Just as long as yours and his didn't touch it's not that bad.
Arotai 0
there was no sex of any kind...i know i was asking for that assumption but i've also said like 3 times that there were no sexual activities of any kind
Towelie_31 0
thats a lie...