hoody
United States
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
VacationTSA
United States
Today, I woke up in a girl's bed, who I've had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML
Wet dreamer
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
ohfantastic
United States
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Anonymous
Where am I?
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML
my boyfriend is a slut
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
kayla53
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Elmer, United States
Seeing other people
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Anonymous
Roeselare, Belgium
Coinkydink
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
hk
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
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weedow2 0
wtf.........
killabee 0
I don't quite understand, why were you all sleeping together? Like threesome style? But then it wouldn't really be an FML...???
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ElMundio87 0
friendzoned, grow a pair and move on
tisiphone_fml 0
There are some FMLs where you can't say anything without about 3 more sentences of information? All I got for you is, "Why???!!!!!"
ElMundio87 0
that's a no then
SpudsMcgee 0
I'm sorry but this is pathetic attention whoring. Arotai what were you hoping to gain by posting this? Were you thinking aww poor me this sucked maybe if I post on FML and tell the girl that I did she would feel sorry for me and realize she loves me too? OR maybe considering that she, little miss wowpix herself, is on here too you two think this is sheer comedy? Even if you both weren't on here being asswipes trying to defend yourselves you are both ridiculous. If it's the former, dude move the eff on. Chicka's never gonna love you back, and frankly I don't blame her because most hetro women like a man with balls. If it's the later, thank you. Thank you for reminding me why I am so glad to no longer be a teenaged idiot.
ElMundio87 0
actually he makes a lot of sense
SpudsMcgee 0
'yru' is not a word. Neither is 'u', that is a vowel my dear. I understand that you are *gasp* 19, but maybe you need to go back to school. I think that the third grade may be suitable. Oh actually, maybe you should head back to kindergarden to learn how to share. I think your bf and bff would LOVE it if you learned how to share.
SpudsMcgee 0
Hmm no response to the sharing comment? Awww cute! You really want to share with the bf and the bff don't you? Oh! Er! I mean... Aww Qt, U must rly wnt 2 hav a 3sum w yor best frNd & yor bf! Did that make more sense to you?
boatkicker 5
I text all the time, and yet, when not using my cell phone, I don't [often] use text speak. Even on my phone I hardly use text speak, because why bother? Unless writing out a word will make my text a few characters too long, there isn't really a point to it. If you text and/or type often enough it takes less than a second longer to type out 'you' instead of 'u'. to spuds: your is usually shortened to ur. You are is also shorted to ur.
intint50 0
you know someone knows they're losing an arguement when they simply resort to insulting the other person. everyone posting so vehemently should just chill out, take some time out to review all the hateful stuff they've posted, and remember that the whole point of FML is so that people who have had a downheartening experience can share it with others and receive some helpful advice and sympathy, which is the complete opposite of what arotia and wowpix are getting. personally, I sympatthize with all three people mentioned in the fml, having read all the combined info from arotia and wowpix. oh, and 1 more thing to all the people commenting "threesome!"... shut it, grow up, get out and **** OFF!!
ElMundio87 0
oh right because sex is something to be embarrassed about
mindfreak117 4
no kidding spuds you dumbass. you're stupid for thinking she's not misspelling on purpose. catch up to the 21st century. but wowpix, I feel that it was inconsiderate of you to let something like that happen, knowing how he feels about you.
SpudsMcgee 0
Obviously I know that the spelling is intentional, it's just annoying as ****.
mindfreak117 4
ok you have a point haha. there's a limit to my toleration for txt grammar as well. my bad!
wiird0 0
Threesome!!! how did it go?
Kinttow 0
She chose her boyfriend because of size and it's the small things that count...Well...The big things in this case
DreamerofWorlds 0
Ugh, I'm 20 and text all the time too, but I'd like to point out that even though I'm currently using my iPhone to write this, I'm still using proper grammar and sentence structure. It REALLY isn't that hard. With the exception of the occasional "lol" or "brb," I never use txt speak because it drives me NUTS. Especially when someone who is supposed to be of college age uses it worse than the 10 year old I babysit.