Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML
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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
Today, my 25 year-old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML
Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
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Timmead 0
You'll probably get flamed for playing WoW rather than socialising, but I for one feel for you.
Pshh_Yeah 4
Random girl? Talk about "random" STD's It's okay dude you're not missing out!
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Comments (227)
dreamingofnyc 0
FYL just because hearing people having sex is so disgusting and when it's a family member it really gets to you
JGoD24 5
It all depends if you are Horde or Alliance!
Alderman55 0
Sorry I new at this Wtf does OP mean???
LiLCarlson 3
Original Poster
Sadochan 0
SCORE FOR THE LITTLE GUY!
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
that sux
jessicabarrin 0
then I guess you don't need a girl. just play your world of Warcraft
KWowww 0
The same thing happened to me, but i was watching 3 bratty kids for my friend who was banging a guy i liked in the other room. She was supposed to be watching them, so she got paid. Ughhh.
13Lina97 0
LMFAO.
Wazilla 0
Why does everyone assume the Op's a specific steriotype. maybe he just had nothing better to do than play WOW and his younger bro was having sex and Op just thought of the iorny
allieperryvsthew 0
What's the problem with that?