Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
Today, my 25 year-old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML
Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
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Timmead 0
You'll probably get flamed for playing WoW rather than socialising, but I for one feel for you.
Pshh_Yeah 4
Random girl? Talk about "random" STD's It's okay dude you're not missing out!
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Comments (227)
roobin302 0
get off that bullshit and go meet some fine young females. you do like females right?
magankn 0
i dont see how your life is ****** when your brother is bangin random girls hes gonna end up catching something and not be able to get a girl at all.
mandylovesjoe 0
Charlie is this you???
NatalieLovesWoW 1
why don't you all shuut the hell up? he could have a girl if he wanted to. wow is the nexxt best choice though. ;) even for me, I'm a girl. for the horde!;)
MiaLoves 8
this sounds just like my brothers,
ukrage 1
Reminds me of the movie sex drive
Sinserta 0
What if OP has a gf who was outa town? Don't know about him but id rather play WoW then cheat on my gf and lose her
Laxplayer1515 0
**** that just cheat and tell youll knock a bitch out if she talks
Sinserta 0
Also for the horde ;)
Laxplayer1515 0
Your a fag if your over the age of 10 you shouldnt even go near wow get a life like ur brother and stop playin wow ull get laid eventually faggg!!!!!
doumtabarnack 12
Get the **** out of your room and grow some balls on your way out