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Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML

By fmlfmlfml - / Friday 10 July 2009 05:27 / Canada
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By  atruegem  |  0

Rookie! Imagine how it would have scared him if you had made yourself noticed WHILE he was having phone sex. You passed the chance of a lifetime out of cowardice :P

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By  VintageGuitarist  |  0

Why would you sneak out and pretend it never happened?

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  Tkdxxxse  |  0

I would have jacked off then if he saw me I would be like I can explain........……........................ hold up let me finish lol

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  fluffyzoe64  |  0

The best solution would have been to scare him shortly after he picked up the phone as soon as the phone sex started. I think his girlfriend would have enjoyed hearing him squeal like a girl and you wouldn't have been stuck:)

By  atruegem  |  0

Rookie! Imagine how it would have scared him if you had made yourself noticed WHILE he was having phone sex. You passed the chance of a lifetime out of cowardice :P

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Agreed! Plus, if he went through with the prank before any of this started, he could have saved himself a lot of awkwardness. Why did the OP wait just because his girlfriend calls?

By  SimpleSimon  |  0

I agree, if you'd scared him while he was in the middle, you could probably have fucked up his sexual function for a good while. PTSD brought on by wanking... that's funny!

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