FML : Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to...

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Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fmlfmlfml - / Friday 10 July 2009 05:27 / Canada

Intimacy

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By atruegem | 0

#384365 - Friday 10 July 2009 12:19

Rookie! Imagine how it would have scared him if you had made yourself noticed WHILE he was having phone sex. You passed the chance of a lifetime out of cowardice :P

By Fuck_The_Police | 0

#384388 - Friday 10 July 2009 12:35

Lol it would have been awsome if you scared him during phone sex

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By VintageGuitarist | 0

#384363 - Friday 10 July 2009 12:18

Why would you sneak out and pretend it never happened?

Ryozo_Kato | 0

#384409 - Friday 10 July 2009 12:58

Because, do you really feel like explaining to your brother that you were in his room the entire time he was having phone sex... Awkward..

Tkdxxxse | 0

#844192 - Thursday 11 February 2010 10:32

I would have jacked off then if he saw me I would be like I can explain........……........................ hold up let me finish lol

ruby29 | 0

#1076667 - Saturday 10 July 2010 08:46

If she told him he would get and probably get back at her bad.

fluffyzoe64 | 0

#2553085 - Monday 23 May 2011 02:12

The best solution would have been to scare him shortly after he picked up the phone as soon as the phone sex started. I think his girlfriend would have enjoyed hearing him squeal like a girl and you wouldn't have been stuck:)

By Kp_10 | 0

#384364 - Friday 10 July 2009 12:19

bahaha

By atruegem | 0

#384365 - Friday 10 July 2009 12:19

Rookie! Imagine how it would have scared him if you had made yourself noticed WHILE he was having phone sex. You passed the chance of a lifetime out of cowardice :P

MR_OHCRAP | 0

#384419 - Friday 10 July 2009 01:07

What would be even worse if the OP masturbated over them both having phone sex XD

atruegem | 0

#384472 - Friday 10 July 2009 02:05

seriously, the possibilities! It could have been the mother of all family pranks

animaniatico | 0

#384944 - Friday 10 July 2009 07:19

he could go and say, bo? (with the interrogation mark) or blackmail him (always works)

pleasetryagain | 0

#385823 - Saturday 11 July 2009 01:06

Agreed! Plus, if he went through with the prank before any of this started, he could have saved himself a lot of awkwardness. Why did the OP wait just because his girlfriend calls?

A83_fml | 18

#387473 - Saturday 11 July 2009 04:56

perfect spot, perfect time for making goat sounds..

ScarlettFolklore | 0

#409087 - Sunday 19 July 2009 02:03

Agree! Hahahaa

By abdur | 0

#384366 - Friday 10 July 2009 12:20

lol Good Job with that! :P

By d347hm4n | 0

#384368 - Friday 10 July 2009 12:20

Quality stuff :D Keep up the good work. Something for his marriage speech.

By MadaFaka_fml | 0

#384374 - Friday 10 July 2009 12:27

lol....

By Fuck_The_Police | 0

#384388 - Friday 10 July 2009 12:35

Lol it would have been awsome if you scared him during phone sex

By Jimboom | 11

#384389 - Friday 10 July 2009 12:35

Ha ha! Wussy. Should have done it in the middle of his phone sex. Now THAT would have been funny!

sophiepento | 0

#385708 - Saturday 11 July 2009 12:24

So true.

By eliz3 | 0

#384391 - Friday 10 July 2009 12:36

Now that is a true FYL.

By SimpleSimon | 0

#384394 - Friday 10 July 2009 12:39

I agree, if you'd scared him while he was in the middle, you could probably have fucked up his sexual function for a good while. PTSD brought on by wanking... that's funny!