By fmlfmlfml - 10/07/2009 05:27 - Canada

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Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
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Rookie! Imagine how it would have scared him if you had made yourself noticed WHILE he was having phone sex. You passed the chance of a lifetime out of cowardice :P

Lol it would have been awsome if you scared him during phone sex

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Why would you sneak out and pretend it never happened?

Because, do you really feel like explaining to your brother that you were in his room the entire time he was having phone sex... Awkward..

I would have jacked off then if he saw me I would be like I can explain........……........................ hold up let me finish lol

If she told him he would get and probably get back at her bad.

The best solution would have been to scare him shortly after he picked up the phone as soon as the phone sex started. I think his girlfriend would have enjoyed hearing him squeal like a girl and you wouldn't have been stuck:)

Rookie! Imagine how it would have scared him if you had made yourself noticed WHILE he was having phone sex. You passed the chance of a lifetime out of cowardice :P

What would be even worse if the OP masturbated over them both having phone sex XD

seriously, the possibilities! It could have been the mother of all family pranks

he could go and say, bo? (with the interrogation mark) or blackmail him (always works)

Agreed! Plus, if he went through with the prank before any of this started, he could have saved himself a lot of awkwardness. Why did the OP wait just because his girlfriend calls?

perfect spot, perfect time for making goat sounds..

lol Good Job with that! :P

Quality stuff :D Keep up the good work. Something for his marriage speech.

Lol it would have been awsome if you scared him during phone sex

Ha ha! Wussy. Should have done it in the middle of his phone sex. Now THAT would have been funny!

Now that is a true FYL.

I agree, if you'd scared him while he was in the middle, you could probably have fucked up his sexual function for a good while. PTSD brought on by wanking... that's funny!