Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will...

By beautifulme - 31/1/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML

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By obviousboy | 8

#3971771 - Tuesday 31 January 2012 15:55

That stinks.

By iAmScrubs | 19

#3971784 - Tuesday 31 January 2012 15:57

When you can't beat them, join them.

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By obviousboy | 8

#3971771 - Tuesday 31 January 2012 15:55

That stinks.

wheresmyfood | 0

#3971835 - Tuesday 31 January 2012 16:05

Hahah well you can't choose your family but you chose that boyfriend :P

leogirl95 | 12

#3971876 - Tuesday 31 January 2012 16:23

Should've joined them.

shanemaximo | 7

#3971885 - Tuesday 31 January 2012 16:25

It's all fun and games until someone shits their pants.

wheresmyfood | 0

#3971922 - Tuesday 31 January 2012 16:41

Hahah ^
Exactly, it's all shits and gigs until someone giggles and shits

fanceh | 10

#3972031 - Tuesday 31 January 2012 17:23

Stench warfare?

CheckMyProfile | 17

#3972066 - Tuesday 31 January 2012 17:33

your boyfriend has to grow up!! O.o

enonymous | 8

#3972122 - Tuesday 31 January 2012 17:58

I love the smell of asshole in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that asshole smell, the whole hill. Smelled like Victory