By beautifulme - 31/01/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 122
You deserved it 4 886

Same thing different taste

Top comments

iAmScrubs 19

When you can't beat them, join them.


wheresmyfood 0

Hahah well you can't choose your family but you chose that boyfriend :P

leogirl95 12
shanemaximo 7

It's all fun and games until someone ***** their pants.

wheresmyfood 0

Hahah ^ Exactly, it's all ***** and gigs until someone giggles and *****

enonymous 8

I love the smell of asshole in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that asshole smell, the whole hill. Smelled like Victory

Stop that shit. Your comment is almost as bad as the annoying shitty-situation-comment.

TheDrifter 23

And a conductor's wand, get them warring to a catchy tune for youtube.

CaptainPickles72 18

And for my next trick... I'll play Metallica's Fade to Black, with my ass! Prepare to have you mind and nose blown!

Get some fajitas and put them in their place.

MeLuvBewbs 7

Beat them! "Some" girls have nasty farts! Just sayin. Don't queef though please.

surfnshred 2

You will probably also get pink eye

Why did this get thumbed down? Did everyone forget about this movie?