By beautifulme - 31/01/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 104
You deserved it 4 874

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obviousboy 8

That stinks.

iAmScrubs 19

When you can't beat them, join them.


obviousboy 8

That stinks.

wheresmyfood 0

Hahah well you can't choose your family but you chose that boyfriend :P

leogirl95 12

Should've joined them.

shanemaximo 7

It's all fun and games until someone shits their pants.

wheresmyfood 0

Hahah ^ Exactly, it's all shits and gigs until someone giggles and shits

Stench warfare?

your boyfriend has to grow up!! O.o

enonymous 8

I love the smell of asshole in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that asshole smell, the whole hill. Smelled like Victory

joeybiguets 0


flmisawesome 0


Stop that shit. Your comment is almost as bad as the annoying shitty-situation-comment.

TheDrifter 23

And a conductor's wand, get them warring to a catchy tune for youtube.

CaptainPickles72 18

And for my next trick... I'll play Metallica's Fade to Black, with my ass! Prepare to have you mind and nose blown!

iAmScrubs 19

When you can't beat them, join them.

Girls don't fart !

msjoyfull84 0

Who won?!?!?

MorteEtDabo 5

Charlie Sheen did.

That doesn't sound fun. FYL

Ouh, yucks. FYL.

Get some fajitas and put them in their place.

MeLuvBewbs 7

Beat them! "Some" girls have nasty farts! Just sayin. Don't queef though please.

Are you retarded?

Run like hell!

Run Forest Run!!!

surfnshred 2

You will probably also get pink eye

Why did this get thumbed down? Did everyone forget about this movie?