I do the same exact stuff to my fiancee. I find that acting like a child with my SO helps ease the anger and allows us to have a more productive conversation.

No idea why you refer it as dating, you're only the babysitter right?

Tell him "Thettle down, Beavith."

I hope you mean EX-boyfriend. WTF is a "fart knocker?" Farts are gaseous and you can only really knock solids.

True love...

Could be worse. Monkeys throw poop at each other...sooo...at least that's not an issue you're having in the relationship. Ha. But, no, that's a little much for adults to be doing, lol.

Deal breaker.

It's a sign from your higher power. Run, do not walk, away from this "boyfriend. "

Someone is clearly taking their cues from Beavis and Butthead.

Are you sure he isn't?