By Anonymous - 17/06/2017 22:00 - United States - Holland

Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 532
You deserved it 1 025

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No idea why you refer it as dating, you're only the babysitter right?

ohsnapword 21

I do the same exact stuff to my fiancee. I find that acting like a child with my SO helps ease the anger and allows us to have a more productive conversation.

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ohsnapword 21

I do the same exact stuff to my fiancee. I find that acting like a child with my SO helps ease the anger and allows us to have a more productive conversation.

No idea why you refer it as dating, you're only the babysitter right?

Tell him "Thettle down, Beavith."

I hope you mean EX-boyfriend. WTF is a "fart knocker?" Farts are gaseous and you can only really knock solids.

Evidently, I'm interesting enough for you to steal my logo outright and make your username a play off of mine.

Could be worse. Monkeys throw poop at each other...sooo...at least that's not an issue you're having in the relationship. Ha. But, no, that's a little much for adults to be doing, lol.

It's a sign from your higher power. Run, do not walk, away from this "boyfriend. "

Someone is clearly taking their cues from Beavis and Butthead.

Are you sure he isn't?