Love and Kids: Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker...

By Anonymous - 17/06/2017 22:00 - United States - Holland

Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML

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You deserved it 1 035

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Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 18 June 2017 4:19

No idea why you refer it as dating, you're only the babysitter right?

ohsnapword 21

Sunday 18 June 2017 4:06

I do the same exact stuff to my fiancee. I find that acting like a child with my SO helps ease the anger and allows us to have a more productive conversation.

ohsnapword 21

Sunday 18 June 2017 4:06

I do the same exact stuff to my fiancee. I find that acting like a child with my SO helps ease the anger and allows us to have a more productive conversation.

Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 18 June 2017 4:19

No idea why you refer it as dating, you're only the babysitter right?

Ray_of_midnight 22

Send a private message

Sunday 18 June 2017 4:31

Tell him "Thettle down, Beavith."

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 18 June 2017 5:37

I hope you mean EX-boyfriend. WTF is a "fart knocker?" Farts are gaseous and you can only really knock solids.

Little Richard 11

Sunday 18 June 2017 9:55

You sound boring

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 18 June 2017 10:28

Evidently, I'm interesting enough for you to steal my logo outright and make your username a play off of mine.

SaltyAsFuck 3

Sunday 18 June 2017 8:23

True love...

Mfisher394 16

Sunday 18 June 2017 9:42

Could be worse. Monkeys throw poop at each other...sooo...at least that's not an issue you're having in the relationship. Ha. But, no, that's a little much for adults to be doing, lol.