Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML
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Lobby_Bee
| 17
No idea why you refer it as dating, you're only the babysitter right?
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ohsnapword
| 21
I do the same exact stuff to my fiancee. I find that acting like a child with my SO helps ease the anger and allows us to have a more productive conversation.
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ohsnapword
| 21
I do the same exact stuff to my fiancee. I find that acting like a child with my SO helps ease the anger and allows us to have a more productive conversation.
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Lobby_Bee
| 17
No idea why you refer it as dating, you're only the babysitter right?
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Ray_of_midnight
| 22
Tell him "Thettle down, Beavith."
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RichardPencil
| 30
I hope you mean EX-boyfriend.
WTF is a "fart knocker?" Farts are gaseous and you can only really knock solids.
WTF is a "fart knocker?" Farts are gaseous and you can only really knock solids.
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Little Richard
| 10
You sound boring
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RichardPencil
| 30
Evidently, I'm interesting enough for you to steal my logo outright and make your username a play off of mine.
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SaltyAsFuck
| 3
True love...
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Mfisher394
| 16
Could be worse. Monkeys throw poop at each other...sooo...at least that's not an issue you're having in the relationship. Ha. But, no, that's a little much for adults to be doing, lol.
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sparklevibes
| 14
Deal breaker.
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katluvr
| 22
It's a sign from your higher power. Run, do not walk, away from this "boyfriend. "
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GIJoefan
| 6
Someone is clearly taking their cues from Beavis and Butthead.
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worldclassrager
| 39
Are you sure he isn't?