By Anonymous - 17/06/2017 22:00 - United States - Holland

Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 566
You deserved it 1 035

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Lobby_Bee 17

No idea why you refer it as dating, you're only the babysitter right?

ohsnapword 21

I do the same exact stuff to my fiancee. I find that acting like a child with my SO helps ease the anger and allows us to have a more productive conversation.

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ohsnapword 21

I do the same exact stuff to my fiancee. I find that acting like a child with my SO helps ease the anger and allows us to have a more productive conversation.

Lobby_Bee 17

No idea why you refer it as dating, you're only the babysitter right?

Tell him "Thettle down, Beavith."

I hope you mean EX-boyfriend. WTF is a "fart knocker?" Farts are gaseous and you can only really knock solids.

Little Richard 11

You sound boring

Evidently, I'm interesting enough for you to steal my logo outright and make your username a play off of mine.

SaltyAsFuck 3

True love...

Mfisher394 16

Could be worse. Monkeys throw poop at each other...sooo...at least that's not an issue you're having in the relationship. Ha. But, no, that's a little much for adults to be doing, lol.

sparklevibes 14

Deal breaker.

It's a sign from your higher power. Run, do not walk, away from this "boyfriend. "

GIJoefan 6

Someone is clearly taking their cues from Beavis and Butthead.

Are you sure he isn't?