Porn isn't something a father and son usually share.

Father and daughter

Well, that's different then. Share on!! That's what the porn he was watching was about.

10- don't act like you know the bonds between father and son. Although I agree. It's something that shouldn't be shared.

Maybe he just wanted to show you how to sound on your wedding night ..

That, or it's the best wedding song ever. It will result in the excommunication of the family Bible Belt!

Or it's not a porno 0.o

Yea, but their fucked.

You mean the pornstars? Yes they are fucked.

Bah, I should have seen that cumming.

... all over her face!

He shouldn't have.

On a side note, If I were you, I would think twice about using the phone at your dads house from now on...

37. Why not? If he has a free hand...

No

yes she did

Not what I meant.

Last I checked, your child is more important than some "session."

Not in the heat of the moment it isn't. It's not like it was an emergency. Wedding plans can wait seven minutes.

seven minutes? yeah okay there her dad isn't a porn star.

Just what I was thinking, imagine the horror of your daughter calling you mid-porno!

Better than a red wedding

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HODOR

Hi

True. They both sound stunningly similar .

or maybe he was listening to baby by justin bieber which is worse

I think I would have preferred the porno

You should record 'silence' on them and play it at max volume. I hear that works wonders.

It improved the noise-blocking abilities of my headphones by 40%!

But you kno what the answer would have been....*click*