By hes - 15/10/2013 10:10 - United States

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Today, I called my dad to let him know some details for my wedding had changed. It would have been really nice if he had paused the porno I could clearly hear in the background. FML
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Rainhawk94 27

Maybe it was female tennis.

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JMichael 25

He just wanted you to enjoy it too

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Peachy2392 26

**** isn't something a father and son usually share.

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RedPillSucks 31

Well, that's different then. Share on!! That's what the **** he was watching was about.

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JMichael 25

10- don't act like you know the bonds between father and son. Although I agree. It's something that shouldn't be shared.

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Eleanor6141 11

Maybe he just wanted to show you how to sound on your wedding night ..

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

He just wants you to have as much fun as him!

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

That, or it's the best wedding song ever. It will result in the excommunication of the family Bible Belt!

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ThatFancyPenn 18

Or it's not a porno 0.o

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graceinsheepwear 33

He shouldn't have.

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OzzMonster 10

On a side note, If I were you, I would think twice about using the phone at your dads house from now on...

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raininginseattle 9

37. Why not? If he has a free hand...

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tacojauns 45

**** Your Dad's Life... you interrupted his "session"

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happle 21

Last I checked, your child is more important than some "session."

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Zebediabolical 39

Not in the heat of the moment it isn't. It's not like it was an emergency. Wedding plans can wait seven minutes.

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Chris93Jones 20

seven minutes? yeah okay there her dad isn't a **** star.

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crackz12 10

Just what I was thinking, imagine the horror of your daughter calling you mid-porno!

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Redoxx_fml 22

Better than a red wedding

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CobraLazerFace 21

I want to rate this comment up but it's at 69 thumbs up :x

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Rainhawk94 27

Maybe it was female tennis.

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sarah6786 14

True. They both sound stunningly similar .

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saraitkddh 47

or maybe he was listening to baby by justin bieber which is worse

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Aussieinusa 5

I think I would have preferred the porno

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jamesman5995 4

This is why I use headphones at all times

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Zebediabolical 39

You should record 'silence' on them and play it at max volume. I hear that works wonders.

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BirdieCurls 25

It improved the noise-blocking abilities of my headphones by 40%!

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dRpRdP 8

you could have told him.. dad either listen to me or that porno.

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phoughto 5

But you kno what the answer would have been....*click*

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