By hes - 15/10/2013 10:10 - United States

Today, I called my dad to let him know some details for my wedding had changed. It would have been really nice if he had paused the porno I could clearly hear in the background. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 418
You deserved it 4 401

Same thing different taste

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Rainhawk94 27


JMichael 25

He just wanted you to enjoy it too

**** isn't something a father and son usually share.

RedPillSucks 31

Well, that's different then. Share on!! That's what the **** he was watching was about.

JMichael 25

10- don't act like you know the bonds between father and son. Although I agree. It's something that shouldn't be shared.

Maybe he just wanted to show you how to sound on your wedding night ..

He just wants you to have as much fun as him!

That, or it's the best wedding song ever. It will result in the excommunication of the family Bible Belt!

ThatFancyPenn 18
graceinsheepwear 33

On a side note, If I were you, I would think twice about using the phone at your dads house from now on...

raininginseattle 9

37. Why not? If he has a free hand...

**** Your Dad's Life... you interrupted his "session"

Last I checked, your child is more important than some "session."

Not in the heat of the moment it isn't. It's not like it was an emergency. Wedding plans can wait seven minutes.

seven minutes? yeah okay there her dad isn't a **** star.

crackz12 10

Just what I was thinking, imagine the horror of your daughter calling you mid-porno!

Redoxx_fml 22

I want to rate this comment up but it's at 69 thumbs up :x

Rainhawk94 27

True. They both sound stunningly similar .

saraitkddh 47

or maybe he was listening to baby by justin bieber which is worse

Aussieinusa 5

I think I would have preferred the porno

jamesman5995 4

This is why I use headphones at all times

You should record 'silence' on them and play it at max volume. I hear that works wonders.

It improved the noise-blocking abilities of my headphones by 40%!

you could have told him.. dad either listen to me or that porno.

But you kno what the answer would have been....*click*