By hes - 15/10/2013 10:10 - United States

Today, I called my dad to let him know some details for my wedding had changed. It would have been really nice if he had paused the porno I could clearly hear in the background. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 378
You deserved it 4 396

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

Rainhawk94 27

Maybe it was female tennis.

He just wants his own white wedding.


JMichael 25

He just wanted you to enjoy it too

Porn isn't something a father and son usually share.

Father and daughter

RedPillSucks 31

Well, that's different then. Share on!! That's what the porn he was watching was about.

JMichael 25

10- don't act like you know the bonds between father and son. Although I agree. It's something that shouldn't be shared.

Maybe he just wanted to show you how to sound on your wedding night ..

He just wants you to have as much fun as him!

That, or it's the best wedding song ever. It will result in the excommunication of the family Bible Belt!

ThatFancyPenn 18

Or it's not a porno 0.o

Rainhawk94 27

The man has priorities

Yea, but their fucked.

Rainhawk94 27

You mean the pornstars? Yes they are fucked.

Bah, I should have seen that cumming.

... all over her face!

Least he picked up.

graceinsheepwear 33

He shouldn't have.

On a side note, If I were you, I would think twice about using the phone at your dads house from now on...

raininginseattle 9

37. Why not? If he has a free hand...

Fuck Your Dad's Life... you interrupted his "session"

yes she did

Not what I meant.

Last I checked, your child is more important than some "session."

Not in the heat of the moment it isn't. It's not like it was an emergency. Wedding plans can wait seven minutes.

seven minutes? yeah okay there her dad isn't a porn star.

crackz12 10

Just what I was thinking, imagine the horror of your daughter calling you mid-porno!

He just wants his own white wedding.

Redoxx_fml 22

Better than a red wedding

I want to rate this comment up but it's at 69 thumbs up :x

Redoxx_fml 22

Hey Game of Thrones is not just a porno...well not all of it

Rainhawk94 27


Rainhawk94 27

Maybe it was female tennis.

True. They both sound stunningly similar .

saraitkddh 47

or maybe he was listening to baby by justin bieber which is worse

Aussieinusa 5

I think I would have preferred the porno

jamesman5995 4

This is why I use headphones at all times

You should record 'silence' on them and play it at max volume. I hear that works wonders.

It improved the noise-blocking abilities of my headphones by 40%!

you could have told him.. dad either listen to me or that porno.

But you kno what the answer would have been....*click*