By hes - 15/10/2013 10:10 - United States

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Today, I called my dad to let him know some details for my wedding had changed. It would have been really nice if he had paused the porno I could clearly hear in the background. FML
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Maybe it was female tennis.

He just wants his own white wedding.

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He just wanted you to enjoy it too

Porn isn't something a father and son usually share.

Father and daughter

Well, that's different then. Share on!! That's what the porn he was watching was about.

10- don't act like you know the bonds between father and son. Although I agree. It's something that shouldn't be shared.

Maybe he just wanted to show you how to sound on your wedding night ..

He just wants you to have as much fun as him!

That, or it's the best wedding song ever. It will result in the excommunication of the family Bible Belt!

Or it's not a porno 0.o

The man has priorities

Yea, but their fucked.

You mean the pornstars? Yes they are fucked.

Bah, I should have seen that cumming.

... all over her face!

Least he picked up.

He shouldn't have.

On a side note, If I were you, I would think twice about using the phone at your dads house from now on...

37. Why not? If he has a free hand...

Fuck Your Dad's Life... you interrupted his "session"

yes she did

Not what I meant.

Last I checked, your child is more important than some "session."

Not in the heat of the moment it isn't. It's not like it was an emergency. Wedding plans can wait seven minutes.

seven minutes? yeah okay there her dad isn't a porn star.

Just what I was thinking, imagine the horror of your daughter calling you mid-porno!

He just wants his own white wedding.

Better than a red wedding

I want to rate this comment up but it's at 69 thumbs up :x

Hey Game of Thrones is not just a porno...well not all of it

Maybe it was female tennis.

True. They both sound stunningly similar .

or maybe he was listening to baby by justin bieber which is worse

I think I would have preferred the porno

This is why I use headphones at all times

You should record 'silence' on them and play it at max volume. I hear that works wonders.

It improved the noise-blocking abilities of my headphones by 40%!

you could have told him.. dad either listen to me or that porno.

But you kno what the answer would have been....*click*