Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML
Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my four year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML
Today, I woke up to 7 texts about the data overage charges that were accrued last night while I slept. Apparently my phone used nearly 8 GB of data, with no apps open, while I was sound asleep, leaving me with a $63 fee. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
Wow, way to be a nosy parent
chabz_fml 0
@299 I'm 15 too. Heres a few thoughts, 1.) learn to spell. 2.) cursing every other word doesnt make you cool, and it certainly doesnt give you that mature-beyond-my-age impression you were going for. 3.) Nobody wants to hear about your dumb religious beliefs. Nothings going to happen if someone has sex before their married. as long as he has safe sex he's fine 4.) Your advocating for invasion of privacy just makes you seem like that asshole snitch that nobody likes, who believes everything their parents tell them and take on all their values without questioning anything. So, somehow i doubt that your a better parent than half the parents out there. And i doubt you'll ever be, because chances are your never getting laid.
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s_a1093 0
why are you looking through your sons messages ? and then parents wonder why there kids dont trust them
thegoodlifeNOT 0
bahahah only a Dad would have the name "gangstalicious"
Nebuljr 0
Stop reading his texts and go buy him some condoms and pick some up for urself as well (buy the 12 pack so u have one for every month of the year!)
x3chibi 0
Aww #35! Yeah, I wasn't having sex at 15. Wtf people acting like it's alright. It's not something to condemn and the only people who says don't invade privacy are the ones who has something to hide. I'm 19 and I have nothing to hide from my parents or boyfriend. It's whatever
Figureskater_15 0
the dad can take his phone. im a teenager. i know you can get a script of what the text msgs are, but obvs, the dad took his kid phone and looked at the text messages. DUHH. no offence to anyone, but seriously, you cant request text msgs scipt, only police officers and people related to the field can if they have a cause.
McCannCanTriple 0
What kind of dipshit parent wouldn't look after thier son or duaghter went over the limit by 1,000? If he follows the rules and stays within the limits, then don't look at them. But, this....
brasileirinha 0
Oh wow.
MrBadLuck 0
Marriage will do that to you.
epicfailLOL123 0
the samee thing happened to me. i'm in the son's shoes. im 15 but a girl. now i wonder if my dad thought that when he read my texts. lmfao.
LiveLoveLife_fml 0
Okokkk to clear somethings up... haha First, It's VERY EASY to go over your limit, even WITH a life.. so people who text alot can STILL have lives.. A parent looking through his/her child's texts is OK, since there TEC. underneath the rules of the parents until the child turns 18. Parents needa get involved sometimes! TO the OP: Given him the 'Birds&Bees' talk?? At least mention it, the deseases going arond today are deadly.. and frankly.. the boy is 15! I know alot of teens are having sex and all, but if he decided to basically put himself in danger w/ goody girls or ******? (Depends on the partner he makes love to) PleasePLEASE talk to him, at least make sure a miracle doesn't happen when he's the father ya know? And if he won't listen at all.. at LEASTLEASTLEAST get him some protection! It's very sad at the rate of teenage parents now-a-days.