By oops secretary - 26/09/2018 12:00

Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML
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Unfortunate happenstance...

Your boss is just jealous that he didn’t get a one night stand also.

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Unfortunate happenstance...

Idk where you work but I would sign a deal!

Your boss is just jealous that he didn’t get a one night stand also.

and this is why women should stay in the kitchen

You should write a book on "how to get yourself bitch slapped"

I don't hear the sink running.

You can have a one night stand in the kitchen also

Apparently, you were the only one who rated your encounter as “excellent.” If he agreed, he would have doubled his order!

This is where you should have said "if you don't sign the deal I might have to tell your wife"

Justin Allan Bannister 9

guess you're getting screwed regardless

The guy bailed on you twice? Dick move, Banner.

Depending on how you met him, this strains credulity.