Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML
Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my four year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML
Today, I woke up to 7 texts about the data overage charges that were accrued last night while I slept. Apparently my phone used nearly 8 GB of data, with no apps open, while I was sound asleep, leaving me with a $63 fee. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
Wow, way to be a nosy parent
chabz_fml 0
@299 I'm 15 too. Heres a few thoughts, 1.) learn to spell. 2.) cursing every other word doesnt make you cool, and it certainly doesnt give you that mature-beyond-my-age impression you were going for. 3.) Nobody wants to hear about your dumb religious beliefs. Nothings going to happen if someone has sex before their married. as long as he has safe sex he's fine 4.) Your advocating for invasion of privacy just makes you seem like that asshole snitch that nobody likes, who believes everything their parents tell them and take on all their values without questioning anything. So, somehow i doubt that your a better parent than half the parents out there. And i doubt you'll ever be, because chances are your never getting laid.
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Comments (345)
LilKonvicted 0
If one of my parents looked at my messages I'd be pissed
justdance45 0
you can read the messages?!?! oh shiiiit. im in trouble if my mum can do that.
TurtleHabitat 0
you're also hot
jess6blondie9 3
Wow. You just figured out that they can read messages? You shouldn't say anything through text you wouldn't want someone else to read, once it's sent, there is no telling who else can read it.
rockintothebeat 0
not on us cellular.
steve1234 0
your sons a playyaaaa and you fail
loyalwolf06 0
Yeah seriously, can you really read the messages? My mom gets the bill for our family plan. Are my text messages right on there? Or would she have to request them...and can she? I'm 20 so we share the plan cuz it's more cost beneficial, but I don't want her snooping. :P
pandabearsmiles 0
Most of the time, you would have to have specified that you wanted the text history sent with your bill when you first got the phone, and often you can only do it for your phone, your child under 18, or your spouse. Some companies allow you to pull the text history, i.e., if your dad thought your little brother was having sex with his girlfriend, the dad could pull the text history, and see all the texts the son has sent, and (at some companies), all the texts he has recieved. Most people, especially older people, don't know that you can do this, and many wouldn't know how to go about it anyways.
Vasir 2
#12 just realised it wasnt a good idea to keep all his dealers on his cellphone :P
lebronsux 0
um I'm pretty sure #12 is a girl....
vividahlin 0
ydi for reading your kids texts. you read something you shouldn't have and learned something you don't want to know. whose fault is that?
hpodity 0
How is that an FML? give the lad a beer and ruffle his hair.
Always_And_Never 0
eh alot of high school kids are sexually active, nothing to worry about, just get him some condoms and maybe herpes cream
Oriina 0
Welcome of to the world of "Sexting" :| I wouldn't have looked through his messages so much as just punished him for going so damn high over the limit in the first place.
Clandestine_x 0
Curiosity only really ever leads to things you don't want to know/do. fyi, the vast majority of 15 year olds i know are are at least doing oral/fingering/handjobs and shit. and a ton are *******. it's nothing new.