By blocked - 29/05/2012 22:24 - United States
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You could've sneezed and accidentally hit a motorcyclist. Other traffic would have had to have swerved to avoid hitting the man and inadvertently hit other vehicles in the process. Not only would you have cause a 37 car, 4 lane pile up but you would have been charged with at least 14 counts of vehicular manslaughter among numerous other charges. You would have been sentenced for 25 to life in a prison where the only job you would have is to be "Tiny's" shower bitch. Then, the only person who would visit you in jail is your mother who would bring you peanut brittle every week. Too bad your fucking allergic to peanuts. And you were worried about missing a turn.