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  Senseless_487  |  29

Well, that's rich. We have one person commenting on someone's bad grammar, who then, even though she didn't make any grammatical errors, is corrected by someone else who apparently doesn't know how to use proper grammar.

It's a grammar nazi endless loop!

  Marcella1016  |  31


- Wake up to muted sunlight and birds chirping
- Idly reach for my phone, chuckle at FMLs, read comments
- Mildly entertained by the inevitable 276-post argument on the sacred first comment
- Wonder how long it'll last before mods delete the whole thing.



  Marcella1016  |  31

I find OP's wording ironic...he referred to it as the road he "was meant" to take.

Surely it was the road he *meant* to take, when the hand of fate reached down and made him sneeze so he traveled down the road he *was meant* to take...

Just a thought :)

  Il_Maestro  |  6

You could've sneezed and accidentally hit a motorcyclist. Other traffic would have had to have swerved to avoid hitting the man and inadvertently hit other vehicles in the process. Not only would you have cause a 37 car, 4 lane pile up but you would have been charged with at least 14 counts of vehicular manslaughter among numerous other charges. You would have been sentenced for 25 to life in a prison where the only job you would have is to be "Tiny's" shower bitch. Then, the only person who would visit you in jail is your mother who would bring you peanut brittle every week.

Too bad your fucking allergic to peanuts. And you were worried about missing a turn.