Cars and Transportation: Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed...

By blocked - 29/05/2012 22:24 - United States

Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 09:25 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, while driving on the motorway, I sneezed so hard my contacts popped out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2020 20:01

Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML

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By Mikimiks93 - 02/07/2010 15:05 - South Africa

Today, while driving on a totally deserted, long, straight road in the middle of the bush, I sneezed and drove right into a pole on the side of the road. It was the only pole for over 50 km. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2011 21:05 - United Kingdom

Today, the motorway I usually use was closed off due to a major car accident. With no way off the freeway, my trip took three times longer than usual. I lost control of my bladder mid-way. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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Chill out, dude!

By Anonymous - 27/04/2023 03:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was running late for a meeting and wound up getting stuck in traffic, which started to stress me out to the point of road rage at no one in particular. When I finally arrived, the meeting had been cancelled. FML

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By headache - 23/02/2015 01:41 - United States

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Noname - 21/02/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2021 06:01

Today, I sneezed inside my helmet when I was driving 90 mph on my motorbike. No quick solutions were available to improve visibility. FML

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cakeddeath 1

Wednesday 30 May 2012 8:40

Traffic is a bitch

kickuwithmyfist 1

Wednesday 30 May 2012 8:43

bless you!!!!

Comments

thejewishfuhrer 17

Wednesday 30 May 2012 9:35

Damn sneezing.

unknown_user5566 26

Wednesday 30 May 2012 10:00

How fast were you driving that a sneeze caused you to miss your exit?

chokefrantic 9

Wednesday 30 May 2012 11:16

That'll teach your nose!

darkgodxvx 4

Wednesday 30 May 2012 11:20

YDI for sneezing. JK but really, traffic sucks.

gussyman 0

Wednesday 30 May 2012 11:55

That blows…

SanaSazi 32

Wednesday 30 May 2012 14:14

I always thought it was 'blink and you'll miss it'...

swedeNix 13

Wednesday 30 May 2012 15:30

Hehe kids mature so fast now. 15 years ago 90% of all 14yo didnt have hair lower than their armpits:)

brandon3747 16

Wednesday 30 May 2012 16:13

Well pay attention then

b3tazoid 5

Wednesday 30 May 2012 16:25

Could be worse. Could have sneezed and crashed!

weepingangel_fml 7

Wednesday 30 May 2012 16:42

Bless your face!

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