blocked
United States
Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Bournemouth, United Kingdom
Where am I going?
Today, while driving on the motorway, I sneezed so hard my contacts popped out. FML
Anonymous
She's lost control again
Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML
Mikimiks93
South Africa
Today, while driving on a totally deserted, long, straight road in the middle of the bush, I sneezed and drove right into a pole on the side of the road. It was the only pole for over 50 km. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, the motorway I usually use was closed off due to a major car accident. With no way off the freeway, my trip took three times longer than usual. I lost control of my bladder mid-way. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
Toot toot!
Today, I had a massive sneeze while driving. It was so strong that I swerved and accidentally hit the horn, startling the person crossing the street. They dropped their coffee all over themselves and their phone. I ended up giving them cash for a new phone out of guilt. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Chill out, dude!
Today, I was running late for a meeting and wound up getting stuck in traffic, which started to stress me out to the point of road rage at no one in particular. When I finally arrived, the meeting had been cancelled. FML
headache
United States
Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
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cakeddeath 1
Traffic is a bitch
kickuwithmyfist 1
bless you!!!!
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Comments (77)
perdix 31
At least your nose isn't congested anymore! The same can't be said for your freeway -- bummer :(
ICastillo 25
Damn that have better been the best feeling sneeze in your life, because having to wait in three hour traffic is shitty.
poeticlove54 1
Lmao
PasstheWhiskey 3
At least you didn't sneeze and rear end someone.
egc573 40
Sounds like any normal day in Southern California to me. Here, two miles in 30 minutes is relatively fast. On the freeways. And don't even get me started on driving in Los Angeles...
DespairFaction 11
You gotta love the 405 and 110.
pbonham 22
Is it bad that I actually like sitting in traffic?
br0ccoli 15
With these gas prices?!? You're better off sitting on a swing next to a little girl.
ferrousWheel 6
until her mother screams that you're a pervert for sitting there, that is.
klovemachine 24
I love references to other FML's :) funny :D
jasonbrosef 0
Damn you, allergies!
MigraineurOfLife 15
Gesundheit! :)
br0ccoli 15
Life is mysterious. Maybe that inconvenience was on purpose and had you taken the right exit, you might have gotten hit by a semi.
shellzy 20
The physics of this baffle me. We're you planning on switching lanes in the last possible second to exit and couldn't because that second was usurped by a sneeze? Because if so, you're a shitty driver. Unless it was a protracted fit, in which case I would not want to be driving around you.
shellzy 20
That should also say "were," not "we're." iPhone autocorrect, usual song and dance.
A7XCamaro 19
I believe the first option is probably the correct one, OP is the type of driver who causes three hour traffic jams because he waited until the last possible second to exit.
geerod22 5
Something tells me it takes more than one car to cause a traffic jam.
downtime 13
There is the other option, this may be one of those few people whose ability to do anything at all completely ceases the second they even feel a sneeze coming on. I can never understand how it is people can say they had car accidents or made a mistake driving because they "sneezed" unless it was a split second thing...sneezing doesn't take long...
Il_Maestro 6
At least you aren't a surgeon. "AaaCHUUU! ...Dammit! ...Hit the wrong organ..."