By Anonymous - 06/11/2011 21:05 - United Kingdom

Today, the motorway I usually use was closed off due to a major car accident. With no way off the freeway, my trip took three times longer than usual. I lost control of my bladder mid-way. FML
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datguyuno 5

Better than actually being in the crash.

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sjaytee 6

you don't store shit in your bladder.

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sjaytee 6

sounds like you had a pretty pissy time.

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free2speak 14

I have peed in two of my cars. one was a red mustang with a leather interior and other a corolla with cloth seats. sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go. didn't even have time to pull over. :/

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caelrion 1

sounds like you had a pretty shitty time.

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sjaytee 6

you don't store shit in your bladder.

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TheWindowLicker 13

Sounds like you tried to make a shitty pun...(#1)

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Keyman1212 14

Sounds like the sounds like joke died a few comments ago.

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fabian21 0

That wasn't a shitty pun. I pissed myself just reading it.

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Tsunami87 17

At least you weren't one of the 7 people who died. Or the 51 injured.....

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natashax21 5

31- Which is why we will now switch to the Looks Like joke.

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angry_anonymous 5

As in so do you for not getting it?

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DrDilllonReese 12

Actually I did get it. Hence the "Looks like." stupid people nowadays...

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chowE_fml 4

Lets Hope this guy has leather seats

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natashax21 5

Why do I feel like this is a bad game of pictionary?

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ripgeorgecarl1n 7

Oh boo hoo! You had a long trip and pissed yourself. Meanwhile, somebody's probably dead in a MAJOR CAR ACCIDENT!

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free2speak 14

There are so many orphans in the world dying of starvation this very minute and BOO HOO you're on FML.

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manurwickd 1

yeah, 7 people died and 51 injured. was all over the news in England today. RIP those who died :(

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crazyrunnergirl 7

Looks like it's time for the diapers to come out!

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thebaconweave 0

did you stop to clean up atleast

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chowE_fml 4

Let's hope this guy has leather seats

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datguyuno 5

Better than actually being in the crash.

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ReeceFace 3

Yeh 7 people died in that crash so I don't think you pissing yourself is that big a deal!! Inconsiderate bastard!!

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Chazyj 4

7 people may of died but I don't think he new at the time IMO I think you should think befor you say stuff dude :-/

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xosportsgirl14x 8

7- wth? Really? I'm sure there were several major crashes in all of the UK...

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ReeceFace 3

The crash happened Friday. It's been headline news over the country all weekend. Maybe the OP should be the one to think before they speak...

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FinJage 18

You are no longer a master of your own bladder.

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natashax21 5

Pshtt no one is the master of their own bladder. The bladder is like our pimp and we hoes gotta do whatever it commands.

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clumsylittleme 11

Aha. That sucks. Oh well. At least your not the one in the car accident.

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natashax21 5

Yeah f*** that guy's life:(

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crisspz 4

looks like you had a pretty crappy day :P I think you need a huggy or some pampersing ;)

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