Today, the motorway I usually use was closed off due to a major car accident. With no way off the freeway, my trip took three times longer than usual. I lost control of my bladder mid-way. FML
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sjaytee
| 6
sounds like you had a pretty pissy time.
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sjaytee
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you don't store shit in your bladder.
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sjaytee
| 6
sounds like you had a pretty pissy time.
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free2speak
| 14
I have peed in two of my cars. one was a red mustang with a leather interior and other a corolla with cloth seats. sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go. didn't even have time to pull over. :/
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caelrion
| 1
sounds like you had a pretty shitty time.
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sjaytee
| 6
you don't store shit in your bladder.
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Choose_Wisely
| 5
i do o.O
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TheWindowLicker
| 13
Sounds like you tried to make a shitty pun...(#1)
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Keyman1212
| 14
Sounds like the sounds like joke died a few comments ago.
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fabian21
| 0
That wasn't a shitty pun. I pissed myself just reading it.
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Tsunami87
| 17
At least you weren't one of the 7 people who died. Or the 51 injured.....
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natashax21
| 5
31- Which is why we will now switch to the Looks Like joke.
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DrDilllonReese
| 12
38- as in looks like 37 is a toolbag?
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angry_anonymous
| 5
As in so do you for not getting it?
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DrDilllonReese
| 12
Actually I did get it. Hence the "Looks like." stupid people nowadays...
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Dollface78
| 7
37 - Is Hilarious .
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chowE_fml
| 4
Lets Hope this guy has leather seats
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natashax21
| 5
Why do I feel like this is a bad game of pictionary?
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ripgeorgecarl1n
| 7
Oh boo hoo! You had a long trip and pissed yourself. Meanwhile, somebody's probably dead in a MAJOR CAR ACCIDENT!
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free2speak
| 14
There are so many orphans in the world dying of starvation this very minute and BOO HOO you're on FML.
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manurwickd
| 1
yeah, 7 people died and 51 injured. was all over the news in England today. RIP those who died :(
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crazyrunnergirl
| 7
Looks like it's time for the diapers to come out!
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FreshlyCut
| 0
Comment moderated
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trollfaced
| 2
When you gotta go, you gotta go
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DragonBro
| 4
4th
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thebaconweave
| 0
did you stop to clean up atleast
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chowE_fml
| 4
Let's hope this guy has leather seats
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datguyuno
| 5
Better than actually being in the crash.
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ReeceFace
| 3
Yeh 7 people died in that crash so I don't think you pissing yourself is that big a deal!! Inconsiderate bastard!!
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juwood
| 7
ReeceFace, you SUCK! That is all.
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Chazyj
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7 people may of died but I don't think he new at the time IMO I think you should think befor you say stuff dude :-/
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xosportsgirl14x
| 8
7- wth? Really? I'm sure there were several major crashes in all of the UK...
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ReeceFace
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The crash happened Friday. It's been headline news over the country all weekend. Maybe the OP should be the one to think before they speak...
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FinJage
| 18
You are no longer a master of your own bladder.
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natashax21
| 5
Pshtt no one is the master of their own bladder. The bladder is like our pimp and we hoes gotta do whatever it commands.
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clumsylittleme
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Aha. That sucks. Oh well. At least your not the one in the car accident.
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natashax21
| 5
Yeah f*** that guy's life:(
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crisspz
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looks like you had a pretty crappy day :P I think you need a huggy or some pampersing ;)