Work: Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once...

By embarassed - 14/01/2011 10:11 - United States

Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML

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DahkLohd 4

Friday 14 January 2011 16:04

Is that why Popeye was trying to French you?

youfailed18 0

Friday 14 January 2011 15:58

Check your teeth next time too. Problem solved.

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youfailed18 0

Friday 14 January 2011 15:58

Check your teeth next time too. Problem solved.

Hide_Yo_Kids 0

Friday 14 January 2011 16:08

want me to lick it off

gooBUZZ 0

Friday 14 January 2011 16:26

I will. Jokes, fag. (;

gooBUZZ 0

Friday 14 January 2011 16:42

Oh ouch -.- first comment I've had moderated. Lol well anyway, OP that sucks, and #1 is right.

nathan5 0

Friday 14 January 2011 16:49

Hide yo kids, hide yo Wife, cus 11's creepin errbody out here!

iSitt 0

Friday 14 January 2011 17:29

Sorry, did you say something ? I was staring at your boobs.

angeljewlz 7

Friday 14 January 2011 20:43

I agree with #1 I mean, you know you're eating spinach. Why wouldn't check your teeth afterward? Sucks that nobody told you, but YDI for not checking.

alextheguineapig 0

Friday 14 January 2011 15:59

couldn't you have looked in the mirror when you took a bathroom break or something?

fiveonefiveoh 0

Friday 14 January 2011 17:51

yeah! because we all constantly check the mirror, rite? do u do that after every meal?? well, I do cuz I'm vain. I have my own little pocket mirror thing, and I'm a guy, haha.. but yeah, most people don't tho. her coworkers shoulda been helpful!

fiveonefiveoh 0

Friday 14 January 2011 18:24

wrong reply, that was meant for 3.. damn!!

afdude87 6

Friday 14 January 2011 15:59

ydi for not checking your face after you ate. :)

glitterypink 0

Friday 14 January 2011 15:59

check your own teeth next time, feral

Zmeilerr 22

Friday 14 January 2011 17:13

Forreal?

asheh 0

Friday 14 January 2011 16:01

if it was 'huge' I'm pretty sure you'd have felt it ...

supertacowaffle 41

Saturday 15 January 2011 11:19

exactly

zebramebra926 0

Friday 14 January 2011 16:02

people were to busy laughing to tell you

DahkLohd 4

Friday 14 January 2011 16:04

Is that why Popeye was trying to French you?

papaya_master 4

Friday 14 January 2011 17:17

7 - win! LOL.

Newmocheybear 5

Friday 14 January 2011 19:28

LOL!!! :D

Ranimal 12

Friday 14 January 2011 16:07

People must not think too highly of you to tell you about it.

tryttyryr 0

Friday 14 January 2011 16:07

who cares? did you know any of the people who checked in? youre probably never going to see them again once they leave

qwerty8788 4

Friday 14 January 2011 16:09

you will see them when they check out

zapzapp 0

Friday 14 January 2011 16:08

ewwww

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