By nothing_nobody
Today, I was volunteering at a local hospital. I was eagerly introducing myself to all the nurses, as I would be working with them all summer. It wasn't until I got home that I discovered the giant piece of lettuce stuck in my front teeth. So much for first impressions. FML
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  19teej96  |  19

Considering there are much worse things that could've happened it may have just been a blessing in disguise. And I would be more concerned that nobody thought to let you know.

By  SquilliamFancy  |  15

I feel like this more appropriately suites the "nearly FML" category. If lettuce stuck in someone's teeth has become the face of FML, there needs to be a serious quality check on this site.

As for this FML: shit like this happens daily. Food stuck in your teeth has a terribly small effect on a first impression, believe it or not.

I think you're thinking this whole thing over more than anyone you introduced yourself to today.

  allie2590  |  30

It's embarrassing as hell to discover food in your teeth, even if no one cared. That's why it's an FML. There have always been plenty of stories like this on this site.

By  Tripartita  |  44

"Oh, hey, did you meet the new girl?"


"What was your impression of her?"

"Terrible! She had a piece of LETTUCE stuck in her teeth!"

"OMFG! LETTUCE? Can we fire volunteers?!"

By  soulreaper12296  |  28

Most people usually let you know if you have something like that stuck in your teeth. So either they're all dicks who wanted to see how long it would take for you to notice, or most of them didn't even notice it themselves.