Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML
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Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML
Today, I overheard coworkers talking about someone showing up with lettuce or something in their teeth. I laughed and joked it “could never be me.” Later, in the bathroom mirror, I discovered I’d had the same exact green blob stuck between my front teeth for hours. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in my workplace's bathroom and caught my reflection in the mirror. I had toothpaste smeared all over my cheek. I spent the rest of the day wondering how many people had noticed and said nothing. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a local hospital. I was eagerly introducing myself to all the nurses, as I would be working with them all summer. It wasn't until I got home that I discovered the giant piece of lettuce stuck in my front teeth. So much for first impressions. FML
Today, I tried to discreetly remove a tiny piece of spinach from my teeth during a meeting. I was looking into my phone camera when I realized I wasn't on the front camera. I had been staring at the meeting in progress through the rear camera for thirty seconds. FML
Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML
Today, at my new job waitressing, I walked into a glass door at full speed while carrying a tray of drinks. Not only did I spill everything, but I also left a weird make up face print on the glass for everyone to laugh at. FML
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that I was late to work because somehow my hand slipped when I was brushing my teeth, and I hit myself in the eye with the brush. I had to remove my contacts, wash my eye, and find my glasses. He didn't believe me, but at least my eye is minty fresh. FML
Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML
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DahkLohd 4
Is that why Popeye was trying to French you?
youfailed18 0
Check your teeth next time too. Problem solved.
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123skyline 0
Dude, how can you not feel piece of spinach in your tooth? Well YDI for eating spinach... jk. But that sucks for you man.
Donkeydick360 0
yea normally you'd feel it in your teeth fyl anyway
Crimsonhead 0
Maybe you should take responsibility for checking your own teeth, after you eat. I wouldn't have told you, either.
skyeyez9 25
You didn't go to the bathroom not even once while at work, and looked in the mirror after you were done?
SARSvirus79 0
Even if she did look in the mirror, what makes you think she'd be grinning at herself?
ryanst 7
I always grin at myself in the mirror while laughing maniacally whenever i use a public restroom. Doesn't everybody?
teven85 0
upscale hotel in Idaho, really? lol jk
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sweet_candy_ 17
Maybe they thought you have bad teeth.
sum1two 0
sometimes the food is thin and gets wrapped around your tooth and you can't feel it.. but that's also why you check your teeth after you eat.
stephanie911_fml 0
did you suck it out and eat it?
maggiewalters 17
People usually brush their teeth after they eat, especially if they work interacting with the public. YTDI
fiveonefiveoh 0
I have NEVER seen anyone brushing their teeth at work! except for me, after a night of drinking and not going home.. I'll buy a toothbrush on my way to work.. but even then, I won't think to use it after lunch
maggiewalters 17
I have never seen anyone NOT brushing their teeth at work... Thats gross, man. Different cultures, i guess...
BWill9014 4
Where do you work lol?