Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML
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Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML
Today, I overheard coworkers talking about someone showing up with lettuce or something in their teeth. I laughed and joked it “could never be me.” Later, in the bathroom mirror, I discovered I’d had the same exact green blob stuck between my front teeth for hours. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in my workplace's bathroom and caught my reflection in the mirror. I had toothpaste smeared all over my cheek. I spent the rest of the day wondering how many people had noticed and said nothing. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a local hospital. I was eagerly introducing myself to all the nurses, as I would be working with them all summer. It wasn't until I got home that I discovered the giant piece of lettuce stuck in my front teeth. So much for first impressions. FML
Today, I tried to discreetly remove a tiny piece of spinach from my teeth during a meeting. I was looking into my phone camera when I realized I wasn't on the front camera. I had been staring at the meeting in progress through the rear camera for thirty seconds. FML
Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML
Today, at my new job waitressing, I walked into a glass door at full speed while carrying a tray of drinks. Not only did I spill everything, but I also left a weird make up face print on the glass for everyone to laugh at. FML
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that I was late to work because somehow my hand slipped when I was brushing my teeth, and I hit myself in the eye with the brush. I had to remove my contacts, wash my eye, and find my glasses. He didn't believe me, but at least my eye is minty fresh. FML
Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML
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DahkLohd 4
Is that why Popeye was trying to French you?
youfailed18 0
Check your teeth next time too. Problem solved.
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Comments (63)
momo1972 3
that's your FML? wow you life sucks.... BTW that's sarcasm
maglistate 0
if it was huge you should have felt it.ydi
UpsidedownKayak 9
Today, I checked into, what I thought was, a nice hotel and the receptionist had green teeth. I am so disgusted that I won't enjoy my vacation. FML
HesJustTheBest 0
I read this an immediately thought of the episode of Seinfeld when George is in a job interview and the camera closes in on the piece of food (I think it was spinach) stuck in his teeth, and because of this he didn't get the job.
sourgirl101 29
They also failed to mention the booger in your nose, the mustards stain on your shirt, the wedgie up your butt and the T.P stuck to your shoes. Looks like you're on your own to check your appearance.
chetak 1
does'nf matter if ur hot
us14tango 0
balls in your mouth
Dmars444 4
YDI for eating spinach :p na but seriously someone should have said, I would of.
guppy40000 0
in situations like these its possible that your coworkers may not like you. usually if you have at least one friend at work they would tell you at least. maybe you need to sit back and think of times you may have been rude to people, if you find examples then its most likely they dont care enough to warn you about stuff like that.
guppy40000 0
another option is maybe your a bitchy prima donna and your coworkers couldnt wait for a time when the beauty became the beast. Its all in how you treat and deal with people. Do nice things and nice things will be done for you.