By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 09:26 - United States

Spicy
Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 690
You deserved it 35 714

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haha wonder how long you've lived there...

What gave you the idea that it was sound proof? The lack of complaints? Maybe the yawn was a sign that you need to spice up the vibrator show, just saying.

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Lame? I don't get it... not much of an FML

the OPs "soundproof" apartment obviously dsnt work since he can hear a neighbor yawning

haha wonder how long you've lived there...

prolly 2 days since she didn't notice it the nights b4, or that was one hell of a yawn.

^ So from the ipod touch, the "More FMLs" overlap onto your comment, and it looks like you said "yawnwhich" It made me think of "yawnwich"... I don't know where I'm going with this anymore.. But i'm not stoned.

Thats cuz he prolly wasnt next door he snuck in to watch her use the vibrator

45, dude why not XD

45, I think you're looking for sandwich! :D

I hope ur a girl op using vibrator

78 you see there is this thing called a gender icon which FML provides for us at the top of the FML... you should look at those maybe

Hahahahahha :L OMG !

hottttttiee up there^

desperate up there^

#78 Why do you care if they were female or not anyways? There are guys that enjoy that.

so much for sound proof

ur neighbor probably enjoyed it op. unless your fat..

haha have fun next time you see your neighbor

i wish i lived next door

You wish you were next door listening to a girl using a vibrator? dude you need to get laid.

So does OPa

You are a homo for taking your picture like that.

you can't blame him for getting bored if you stay silent for the night.

Lol. I second that #8.

You ledgend #8 :D

I dont get it...

It's cause your a dingle.

What gave you the idea that it was sound proof? The lack of complaints? Maybe the yawn was a sign that you need to spice up the vibrator show, just saying.

YDI for putting on a horrible performance. If you could sing, make semi-interesting conversation, and not sound like a zombie in menopause while diddling yourself, you would have heard *fapfapfapfap* instead of a yawn.

haha. Well said

Lmao!!! I wonder how a zombie in menopause would sound!!!!!

haha this made my day :'))

hilarious

Lmao you sir are hilarious!!

lol laughed so hard at this