Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad came home and wanted to grab a glass. It wasn't in direct sight so he slammed the cupboard door so hard, I peed my pants. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
Today, I woke up at night to go to the toilet. My Dad was doing his thing with the toilet door wide open. I saw, screamed at the top of my lungs and peed my pants in horror. Now my throat hurts and I'm too embarrassed to look at him. FML
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML
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Fuaaad1994 31
He won't be laughing when he sees blood all over the floor
DocBastard 40
I've heard some good excuses for snooping around the house looking for Christmas presents, but this one is by far the best. I like how you had your pants down just to complete the ruse. Very clever, ma'am. Very clever.
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Comments (90)
sanecatlady 13
Well, at least he didn't scream or faint or anything. I'm sorry OP.
worldclassrager 41
Door locks are wonderful inventions...
malloryymargaret 5
why would they hide the presents in the bathroom??
fatkidfalling 11
Did he take pics?
FrankHotpants 31
I guess I'm doing it wrong, I still put the presents under the tree....bathrooms cool too I guess.
asylumlane 23
I always walk with extra pads in my purse, why didn't you have any?
alex_gen 39
Because trees are too mainstream...
xJebu 8
Your dad sounds like a ******* child
K_lovesnutella 0
Haha I had a similiar incident!I was gonna use my parents bathroom because mine is being redone and I am on my period,and was rushing,and right before I opened the door my mom came in,screaming at me that I can't barge in their room.Even though I have been using their bathroom for the past 3 months.
stephj1996 4
You wear pads? Gross. It's like sitting in in a diaper full of your own blood. Learn to use a tampon.
moosetracks22 10
It's not gross. Some women can't or don't want to wear them. It's a personal choice that she's free to make.
glabberfasted 16
It's much more hygienic than tampons. Tampons are breeding grounds for bacteria.
skyttlz 32
I like pads. They only feel weird for the first few minutes.
Aregonde 15
Some people can't use tampons. Others don't want to. Either way, it's none of your damn business.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
What OP wears as a feminine hygiene product is beside the point. But while we're on the subject, I'd like to point out that not all women like tampons. They're very uncomfortable for some, plus there's always the horror stories of the string getting pulled on by mistake, dislodging the thing. You think pads are like sitting in diapers of your own blood? Well, by that argument, tampons are like having a ***** covered in blood shoved up your cooch. I'll take the pads, thanks. Now, on to the topic - I have never heard of anyone hiding presents in the bathroom before. I guess they figure no one will look there. OP, did you know you were due to start your period? If so, you should have brought some pads with you. I assume you didn't because it sounds like you didn't know where they were located in the bathroom. Or, if you're still living with them, couldn't you have used a different bathroom? You said it was your parents' bathroom; what about another one? So many unanswered questions here.
Shade1982 21
@98: You're missing one very obvious question. Why on earth did she not lock the bathroom door???