By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 20:35 - United States

Today, I found out I have an abscess in my bellybutton which causes me extreme pain and discomfort when I sit down. I am a receptionist. FML
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yesio12 13
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You should get that checked out. It's affecting your daily life and causing pain :/

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every1luvsboners 11
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Go to a car wash, pay the 50 cents to use the vacuum on your belly button and it'll suck that thing right out of there.

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OGReaper 2
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sucks to be you.

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m0tl3ycru3 0
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Have some compassion!

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yesio12 13
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You should get that checked out. It's affecting your daily life and causing pain :/

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RavagedSouI 0
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I think she found out she had it because she went to get herself checked.

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booiloveeyou 0
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kewlkate 9
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Or go to the doctor. Just a thought?

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pepz_fml 5
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you should use one of them ergonomic chairs. it may help

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FYLDeep 25
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They're called beds. At least those are the only things I find that are truly comfortable. And isn't that what ergonomics is all about?

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floopyflooper 2
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They make ergonomic office chairs.

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GVirdi 11
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Did u try a booster seat?

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abbybailey204 19
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How would a booster seat help?

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farhil 14
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Because it would force you to sit higher, causing your legs to have to stretch farther, which "spreads" your belly button, thus relieving pain. That's just a guess though... Seems like getting an office chair that lifts would be a simpler and more practical solution.

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THE_A_TEEN 27
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Anyone with a medical condition is considered a wierdo to you? Insensitive much?...

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every1luvsboners 11
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Go to a car wash, pay the 50 cents to use the vacuum on your belly button and it'll suck that thing right out of there.

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CryMoreFMLs 14
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Thats so nasty but... It might work!

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btbamfan75 0
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had any other person on FML said that theyd get a bunch of thumbs down. haha

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omfg_creepers 8
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Get a education and a job

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THE_A_TEEN 27
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*an education Yes she has a job luckely in this economy, no you dont know her what her education level is. Have a nice day...

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