By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 20:35 - United States

Today, I found out I have an abscess in my bellybutton which causes me extreme pain and discomfort when I sit down. I am a receptionist. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 131
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yesio12 13

You should get that checked out. It's affecting your daily life and causing pain :/

every1luvsboners 11

Go to a car wash, pay the 50 cents to use the vacuum on your belly button and it'll suck that thing right out of there.

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sucks to be you.

m0tl3ycru3 0

Have some compassion!

yesio12 13

You should get that checked out. It's affecting your daily life and causing pain :/

deadeyeslick 0

true

I think she found out she had it because she went to get herself checked.

minecraft_fml 4

Stand?

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kewlkate 9

Or go to the doctor. Just a thought?

you should use one of them ergonomic chairs. it may help

FYLDeep 25

They're called beds. At least those are the only things I find that are truly comfortable. And isn't that what ergonomics is all about?

floopyflooper 2

They make ergonomic office chairs.

FYLDeep 25

Sumos?

GVirdi 11

Did u try a booster seat?

How would a booster seat help?

Because it would force you to sit higher, causing your legs to have to stretch farther, which "spreads" your belly button, thus relieving pain. That's just a guess though... Seems like getting an office chair that lifts would be a simpler and more practical solution.

Garytt 0

Wierdo

Anyone with a medical condition is considered a wierdo to you? Insensitive much?...

every1luvsboners 11

Go to a car wash, pay the 50 cents to use the vacuum on your belly button and it'll suck that thing right out of there.

Thats so nasty but... It might work!

had any other person on FML said that theyd get a bunch of thumbs down. haha

omfg_creepers 8

Get a education and a job

*an education Yes she has a job luckely in this economy, no you dont know her what her education level is. Have a nice day...