Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad came home and wanted to grab a glass. It wasn't in direct sight so he slammed the cupboard door so hard, I peed my pants. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
Today, I woke up at night to go to the toilet. My Dad was doing his thing with the toilet door wide open. I saw, screamed at the top of my lungs and peed my pants in horror. Now my throat hurts and I'm too embarrassed to look at him. FML
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML
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Fuaaad1994 31
He won't be laughing when he sees blood all over the floor
DocBastard 40
I've heard some good excuses for snooping around the house looking for Christmas presents, but this one is by far the best. I like how you had your pants down just to complete the ruse. Very clever, ma'am. Very clever.
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Comments (90)
DarkCobalt55 6
Didn't think he was dreaming of a red Christmas
victorcaulfield 3
Try locking the door.
Malicejane 3
It looks like it's going to be a red Christmas.
cathrope 10
And for next Christmas a bouncing baby boy.
Mdhughey 7
Lol
JoBHarvelle 7
Can we say "awkward moment"?
TheMystery13 13
If he ever mentions it again, accuse him of doing it deliberately, and call him a pervert. Threaten to take him to Steve Wilkos. He'll keep his mouth shut.
HalluMihar 8
Plot twist: sick bastard just wanted an excuse to walk in on you doing your business. Because why the **** not, let's place presents in the bathroom and barge in the minute someone uses the bathroom. "Sorry, I wasn't expecting you to actually use the bathroom for, you know, bathroom purposes. "
BenAfro 2
You should have gone Carrie on his ass.... Telekinesis is one of the common symptoms of Menstruation... Hahaha
namelessmonster 6
WTF why is there presents in a bathroom who does that even!