BrockALee

About Brockalee

You dirty minded person. Tut Tut Tut. Anyway, so, welcome to my profile! I'm not going to write much (mostly because you are waaay too lazy to read it and I am waaay too lazy to write it) but if you REALLY want to more know about me, visit my Wattpad account silent_siren. Or visit it if you want to laugh. I wrote it when I was feeling hyperactive and the result reflected on that :D anyway, I hope you enjoyed reading about pure nothingness! Feel free to message me, but be original? :D

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Beginner
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Up and coming moderator
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Profile completed
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Judgmental
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
YDI Master
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I’m your new creative director
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

27%
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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50 favorites
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The rules are the rules
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

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You've commented on an FML that you sent in

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There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

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You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Brockalee's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 8 April 2009 00:11 / United States

Today, my manager rejected my leave application for Christmas. Later I found out that I'm going to be the only employee working at the office during Christmas. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By homerr123 - / Monday 23 December 2013 17:35 / India - Mumbai

Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it