Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
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Babushka_Homyak 10
What the **** is wrong with your sister?
ArtIsResistance7 1
That's when you grab her face skin and rip it off, leaving only bone and muscle. "Hey, what do you know, your face was fake too!"
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Comments (266)
zombiekitten87 12
how hard did she pull? Jesus.
DamnDatFML 0
My girlfreind has a younger piercing, I find those sexy and irresistable ;)
Renalia 5
I don't like eyebrow piercings myself, but really, that doesn't mean you deserve to get it ripped out. x| I can just imagine how that would hurt, and imagination can't compare with the real thing. Not to mention the scar; no matter how ugly some people think piercings are (I just think them pointless), a scar is worse. So FYL
Stevefett 0
11- No dude. I think a Raccoon pierced their eyebrow. Then in the excitement of having found a Raccoon that does piercings(and possibly tats)they pulled their own brow ring out. I mean come on.
bossybanks 0
omg! I would have cried!
DamnDatFML 0
Wow uhmm I meant nose piercing, hate this iPod spell correct
BoyFromTheFuture 0
what a lil bitch. you gotta go Charlie Murphy stlye and karate kick her into the mirror. the internal bleeding will be a reminder to not **** with her elders ...or do drugs
Destiwana 0
bellybutton piercings are gross. they're so trashy.
Tikwichka 5
I had a small stud and ring, one behind the other. I had to keep taking them out for meetings at university. I ended up losing the ring, which was a really thick one, and couldn't get a replacement that I liked Then I decided that I spent more time without them than with them, so I let them heal up. Just looks like freckles now...
sonnet 0
belly button piercings are sexayeee