Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
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Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
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Babushka_Homyak 10
What the **** is wrong with your sister?
ArtIsResistance7 1
That's when you grab her face skin and rip it off, leaving only bone and muscle. "Hey, what do you know, your face was fake too!"
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Comments (266)
niksaan 0
it's not only fake but also gay
AliceSaysFYL 0
You (op) should really start your sentences
AliceSaysFYL 0
^ With capital letters
ATL_chris 6
ydi it for having a sister
Thabb 0
YDI for being piercig idiot
sammiller4 3
lmao damn raccoons
ninjasaurous 0
My ears are pierced (though i barely ever wear earrings) and i want a stud on my nose though (:
monnanon 14
they hurt a lot but are worth it. I've had my nose ring for five years and I am never getting rid of it. All I have to do for work is wear a plain metal stud and its all good. A business that doesn't want to hire a perfectly good worker because of a peircing or tattoo is not worth working for in my book.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Nose studs are really cute! Getting mine pierced hurt a lot less than I thought it would. In my opinion, it hurt less than getting my ears pierced.
monnanon 14
I'd have to disagree with you there lol. But i got my ears done with a peircing gun and my nose with a needle so that could have made the difference.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Ohhh my word. I can't imagine how painful that would be! I'm glad my brother didn't do that to my nose stud. He did feel free to tell me how stupid he thought it looked, though.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I've considered a tiny nose stud, but was always nervous about the pain. My labret was nothing, but the nose is much worse, I've heard. Now that I (unfortunately) deal with pain on a daily basis, I'm not as worried, but I'm less certain my face is right for it than I used to be.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#178 Getting my nose pierced was a less painful than I thought it would be-- I think mostly because I relaxed. Piercings always seem to hurt more if you're freaking out about it at the time. It helped a lot to have a buddy there to hold my hand, seriously! So I think you should just go for it you really want one, I'm sure it would look cute! Just bring a buddy to comfort you and it should be okay. :)
sammiller4 3
I had my nose pierced but it ripped out while I was sleeping and didn't know it. but I honestly don't think eye brow piercings are nasty
totallyd00d 0
I reallt hate when people say stupid ish such as , HUMAN PINCUSHION. People in Texas are so stunted in evolving with everyone else. You ppl are saying any piercing out in a face should be ripped out?
totallyd00d 0
You're too clever
PandaLoverXD 12
One person from Texas doesn't like piercings and now suddenly anyone from here is stunted?
Blame_The_Dog 0
how can you tear a peircing off someones face, ever seen the punisher? takes some effort and would require treatement. And #1 is pretty:)