Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
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Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
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Babushka_Homyak 10
What the **** is wrong with your sister?
ArtIsResistance7 1
That's when you grab her face skin and rip it off, leaving only bone and muscle. "Hey, what do you know, your face was fake too!"
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Comments (266)
El_Pwnzor 0
FYL, but piercings like that are gross and you should beat the shit out of her.
Hollister1995 0
ouch, that sucks OP!
LaDyBlOo 0
I love piercings got alot of em on me <3
franciscovegas 3
who gets their eyebrows pierced, you dumb idiot? who does that? i'm proud of your little sister.
odexy 12
Millions of people around the world... That's who.
Benjaminator 0
millions of people take it in the ass too, just sayin'
odexy 12
And? This affects you, how?
DamnDatFML 0
27 is a prick, I'm just saying
DamnDatFML 0
piercing**
Helbo 0
Ydi for getting a really ugly and unneeded piercing in a horrible spot.
lemonzone25 17
Owwie
morganavery33 5
aw, that suck.
Ashleigh255 0
oh that's gotta hurt! te sane thing happened to my friend, except she accidently tore hers out while washing her face. it leaves a scar . sorry OP. :/
emilyk123 0
your an idiot
Anextase 0
"You're" an idiot.