Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
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Babushka_Homyak 10
What the **** is wrong with your sister?
ArtIsResistance7 1
That's when you grab her face skin and rip it off, leaving only bone and muscle. "Hey, what do you know, your face was fake too!"
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Comments (266)
perdix 31
You probably got off easy. If your dad saw your pierced eyebrow, he would have ripped it off your face, given you a proper beating, kicked you out of the house and grounded you for a month, forcing you to stay in your cardboard box under a bridge.
vickieyeah 0
wtf? do you live in 1349? haha I'm sure he wouldn't do that even if he had pierced his whole body! what a moron you are, perdix!
LaDyBlOo 0
haha I like that
perdix 31
I live in Texas in 2010. Maybe in 21st century Greece, kids can get holes punched in them willy-nilly, but here, there are some places here where dads might have a problem with their kids being human pincushions.
vickieyeah 0
wow real mature perdix! FYI I am FROM Greece but I live in the US and I am obviously not ignorant and the father's reaction you described is certainly from someone who doesn't live in the 21st century
Taipan_fml 0
Wow, chill out there miz sensitive, pretty sure Perdix was at least half-joking.
bombtastic 10
yeah some of us have parents who would find it horribly annoying for their kids to be all pierced up (if that makes sense). my dad told me if I got my lip pierced, he'd rip it out. :( haha. but anyways, op should have smacked the kid upside the head and been like at least that won't leave a mark.
perdix 31
Calm down, vickieyeah! I was just exaggerating about the punishment. I'm sure there are parents who would be irritated, annoyed or perturbed by their kid getting an eyebrow piercing, but that wouldn't be as funny as living in a cardboard box under a bridge AND being grounded.
darkmis1 18
Haha I kinda know what you're talking about. Except it's my grandmom instead of my dad...........and she actually calls me a ***** for wearing a belly shirt (which every girl does), and putting one purple streak in my hair. She also got pissed at me cuz I have 2 holes in the bottom of both ears and one in the top of my left ear lolz. As for the dude who's totally freaking on perdix: chill out! he always jokes around! omfg! you're gonna give yourself a ****** heart attack or something! chill lolz. OP: That sucks! Your sister is a ****** brat! She sounds like my little half sister.
TheNewGuy03 29
ah, then, only until you have felt the clammy concrete underneath you as you shiver in your cardboard box in the cold have you truly been...grounded. |the kid|
ScaryyMary 14
That's what my parents would do to me, and I live in California. :S
cufaoil 11
oh for the want of the sarcasm font, eh, Perdix?
Tikwichka 5
Years ago, I had my nose done twice, but always thought eyebrow piercings looked nasty, so I am in agreement with Catherine
MjsBabyAngel 0
owwww. and you shouldve smacked her and say " My eyebrow ring is not moms breast! " lol
DivineGarden 0
Your sister will grow up to be a total bitch.
LaDyBlOo 0
Ok!!! seriously I think the eyebrow piercing is HOT idk about these girls talking about that it looks gross "Tripping", you know what else looks hot the dimple piercings
bishoprsv2 0
#34 Century doesn't change the fact they look ugly as hell. If we're in the 21st century, you should know by now people have different opinions.
BigMikey92 0
pics to prove 51? :p
simiiiiii 0
OUCH!
simiiiiii 0
Agreed!
Tikwichka 5
I loved them, they looked great! I'm using a really old pic, so you can almost see one of them. I miss them, but they had to go