Magic moment
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lolll haha
I think it was more the combination of both. he thought it would be easier to crouch. she thought it would be easier to jump harder. neither were a necessity to do it, just ways to make it easier. both combined resulted in a faceplant
"My dad always told me never to play leapfrog with a unicorn."
^This. What a funny FML, brightened my day.
121............... no comment... as for the fml.....ROFLMFAO YDI FOR NOT SIMPLY CLIMBIN ON HIM
ha communication failure at it's finest
at least it wasn't concrete!!!!!
awhh fyl XD
I find that so cute:) Did he roll you around? :D
o god for his sake i hope you sammich making hand is ok
I love 157's picture. :)
om nom nom :D
bleh
if he crouched very low then why couldn't you just climb onto his back?
yes, but I don't think a four year old would have a boyfriend snicks, I'm assuming that it's no different now as well?
That's what you get for jumping. You climb onto the person's back not jump on it.
Op you shouldn't complain,you got a free mud mask that people usually pay 50 to 75 bucks for at a spa!
yeah but think of the weight difference smartass
hummm....when...you're....little....you....weigh....less....so....the....loss...of...balance....really...doesn't....affect....you....as...much....as..when....you're....older....it's really easy to go face first when you have an adult (where most of the weight is at the head note:face first) not a three feet four year old(where all the weight is on the back)!!!!
I assume the poster means that as a four year old, you probably weighed somewhere from 20 to 45 pounds. It's a lot easier to push 20 pounds into the air than 120. Remember how when you were a child you would climb/jump off everything and how easy it was to scamper right up something? You probably can't pull a lot of that off now, because while you may have gotten stronger overall you know have a lot more bodyweight to pull around. Also, being lighter means that even if you don't exactly grab on the first time, it's easier to pull yourself up, easier for your dad to readjust you and pull you up, and simply easier to carry you around overall.
can I play with your funbags? I'm bored and you look like you need a childish release.
I like your name. I always think of cookies when I see you.
She can do what she wants. You don't control this website and you're clearly not an English teacher so **** off.
Oi Snick, how about you STFU? Just because you have frog-like jumping skills does not mean the rest of the world has it too >:( I'm 5'4 and I can't get onto my friend's back without him crouching (he's 6'4) and I still have to jump up to get on. Also, the OP's story is not really fake, many people can overshoot it, who knows, maybe she also have frog-like skills like Snick does. Like I say, the world ain't perfect, why try to make it that way. Btw OP this story is really funny, I hope you did not get hurt because of the fall :) It's happened to me as well and we all laughed it off.
cruz girl in my head the elipses make you sound like a robot
snick, I think hoolie06 is on point She may have jumped extra hard but it turns out she didn't need to. She may not have realized that (inexperienced piggy back rider)
ohh shit the **** up go get laid so atlaest I'm with the guy who I lost my virginity to and had a baby with and you stupid dumbass CRUZ is the name of my husband wow you're so smart and I don't think that an unmarried guy should be talking of you can't even get a girl so just shut the **** up
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if he crouched very low then why couldn't you just climb onto his back?
lol this is cute