light_talker
United States
Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
suzyyy
Netherlands
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
Princess
United States
Today, my cell phone service was interrupted because I owed the company 27 cents. It cost 36 dollars to reinstate my service. FML
bug20
Wooster, United States
Today, I received an almost $400 bill for Internet services I don't even have. When I called and talk to them they told me I still owe them $77 because I didn't catch it within 3 months. FML
gangstalicious
United States
Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I received my new cell phone and activated my account. As part of the package, I get to choose five numbers that I can call without using any minutes. I could still only think of three numbers I call regularly: my parent's house, my mom's cell and my ex's cell. FML
Activesleeper
Flinders, Australia
Today, I woke up to 7 texts about the data overage charges that were accrued last night while I slept. Apparently my phone used nearly 8 GB of data, with no apps open, while I was sound asleep, leaving me with a $63 fee. FML
Anonymous
Okayama, Japan
Can't buy me love
Today, I realized while paying bills on my phone I fat-fingered which credit card I was paying and sent 299 to a paid-off card instead of 200 to another one. Now I'm going to have overdraft fees too. FML
astalkerindeed
Pasadena, United States
Expensive hobby
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
hippie88
New York, United States
Hello? Is it me you're looking for?
Today, I figured out why I've used triple the amount of cellphone minutes than I usually do over the past month since moving out. Is it because I suddenly have a social life now that I'm living on my own? No. All those calls were made to my mom because I'm lonely. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
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stormoftara 0
I use hardly any minutes, but hundreds of text messages. I don't like talking on the phone much.
24788 7
What? People say it's bad when you talk too much on your phone, but it's a problem when you don't talk enough?
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Comments (105)
alnandr 0
I always go over my minutes. Good thing for Rollover. AT
justbeme 0
when did this become fmylifebutpleasegivemeobviousadvice.com???
PhillyFox 0
Who cares.
somebodyshy 0
don't feel bad...mine is the same way. and now that we have a family plan it's even worse, because minutes to each other don't count. we share 700 minutes and still never come close to filling it up. those "rollover minutes" commercials make me laugh.
starsss 0
lol I always use less then 10 minutes a month, I just text, **** talking to people
stephymarryme 0
i use my phone...A LOT. so far, i've used 1,178 minutes and 9,806 msgs. and yes, i have a life.
CJ090 0
I'm assuming the op dsnt have AT&T cause if he did this wouldn't be a problem
oneword 0
9,806 messages and 1,178 texts??? how much are u paying? hope u got Straight Talk unlimited or something like that. whew!
manstie 1
Good News: You dont have microwaves going through your head making you stupid. Bad News: Your stupid anyway for paying for 700 minutes of talking on your mobile when you only use 9.
RKftw 0
may Jesus have mercy on your soul