By Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I was accused of shop-lifting by an old lady in a supermarket. Having proven myself innocent, I tried to storm off to show my displeasure at the situation. In my haste to make a dramatic exit, I tried to go out of the entrance and walked straight into the automatic door. FML
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  TitDirt  |  0

You see, it's people like you who are ruining the word "epic" for the rest of us. This post has indeed failed but has no way committed an "epic" fail. We have to make sure that our generation doesn't water down epic and ruin it for the future. How do you know if a fail is "EPIC" worthy or not? When you see it, you'll know.

By  Jimboom  |  11

Today someone mildly inconvenienced me by accusing me of something I didn't do. I then threw a hissyfit and stormed off only to have the universe bitchslap me for being such a whiny little bugger.