Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
Today, my cell phone service was interrupted because I owed the company 27 cents. It cost 36 dollars to reinstate my service. FML
Today, I received an almost $400 bill for Internet services I don't even have. When I called and talk to them they told me I still owe them $77 because I didn't catch it within 3 months. FML
Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
Today, I received my new cell phone and activated my account. As part of the package, I get to choose five numbers that I can call without using any minutes. I could still only think of three numbers I call regularly: my parent's house, my mom's cell and my ex's cell. FML
Today, I woke up to 7 texts about the data overage charges that were accrued last night while I slept. Apparently my phone used nearly 8 GB of data, with no apps open, while I was sound asleep, leaving me with a $63 fee. FML
Can't buy me love
Today, I realized while paying bills on my phone I fat-fingered which credit card I was paying and sent 299 to a paid-off card instead of 200 to another one. Now I'm going to have overdraft fees too. FML
Expensive hobby
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Hello? Is it me you're looking for?
Today, I figured out why I've used triple the amount of cellphone minutes than I usually do over the past month since moving out. Is it because I suddenly have a social life now that I'm living on my own? No. All those calls were made to my mom because I'm lonely. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
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stormoftara 0
I use hardly any minutes, but hundreds of text messages. I don't like talking on the phone much.
24788 7
What? People say it's bad when you talk too much on your phone, but it's a problem when you don't talk enough?
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Comments (105)
mcfuckinghammer 0
i do this also, i only pay for 450 nd use like 20, most of my calls are "in" thats why
sykes831 0
this isn't really a fml to me. you just overestimated how many minutes you need a month/didn't have a reason to to use the minutes you're paying for. it's your own fault really. change your plan!
Ariel881 0
I go for days without talking on my phone. I text all the time, though. So, I don't see how this is an FML.
blastvortex 4
It wouldn't be so bad if you had AT&T. ^_^ LOL (BTW, YDI.)
imurstalker 0
i'd say FYL but it seems like u dont have one... actually, u kinda deserve it... u chose that plan.. :
whosyodaddy 0
I used the other 691 minutes
Notastalker 0
you have No FRIENDS I'm canceling your ******* world of warcraft account. GO GET A ******* LIFE!
oNikkio 0
The people posting comments about the reasons why they think YDI are being really insensitive and immature.
your_face 15
Welcome to FML.
LonelyPuppy 0
now.. is the FML the fact that he's paying for so much more each month? or is it the fact that he only used nine minutes in a month?
sparkleprincess 0
should anyone have to say anything?? i guess so.. they have these things called "plans" which is kinda, so that, well, you can, ya know, PLAN whats right for you. if near nothing is right for you, then your best option (aka plan) would be a prepaid phone, you should look into it. ps. you deserved it, cellphones have been around before i was born.