By Stinkipinkki - 21/08/2013 16:27 - United States - Austin

Today, as I was walking downstairs to get breakfast, I saw my parents had decided to have a quickie on the couch. I had to awkwardly stand out of sight on the stairs, too scared to go down, or even back up, because our stairs creak. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 598
You deserved it 4 829

Stinkipinkki tells us more.

Hey everyone! I loved reading your comments. The good, the bad, and even the ugly. Let me just clear up that it was my moms birthday, so I came down early to wake her up with breakfast. I wasn't coming down to listen like a pervert. I am very glad my parents are still fond of each other but I experienced just a tad too much of this fondness. I know realize that I could of walked back up and try not to squeak on the stairs, but come on. I wasn't really thinking at that point, mostly freaking out! Thanks everyone and no I didn't have my camera to save the picture as blackmail ;)


I hate these posts about nasty ass irresponsible parents, like come on they don't have a ******* bedroom with a lock on it?

Exactly 41!!! You don't have sex anywhere, anytime you want in a house with other people in it. Especially not with your own children home and walking around.

You can still hear them in the bedroom. The roof would be more sensible

Jake_Hale 7

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yourmurderscenex 13

So 62... want to watch the video of which you were concieved?

then000bster 16

@65, I wouldn't be surprised if there are people out there who get turned on by that.

I actually think that would be kinda cool, yet scary, and awkward....

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michaelaranda 28

Telling op to take a picture of his or her parents is just wrong. And thats extremely horrifying and disgusting.

Also it would be awkward admitting that you photographed your parents making the beast with two backs...

Aside from how ****** up that is, I doubt it would work as blackmail. They're married adults and OP wasn't in the room, so they have every right to go at it!

addioty 19

42, no they don't you stupid paperclip. If they decide to have children then they make the decision to be responsible and responsible is NOT having sex in an open room around the time their child wakes up. They have a bedroom, they can go be nasty there. While I agree taking photos of them is beyond disgusting, I disagree with about everything else you said.

ariiewilliams 17

I know how OP feels guys.. I walked in on my parents doing it in the living room. Its horrific. Scarred for life.

jasmine2301 25

*adds paperclip to insult list*

52, I disagree with one part of your response. OP may be an adult living with their parents and not a kid. Regardless on age factor, nobody wants to see their parents have sex unless you're sick minded. However, it may not be the case of OP's parents being entirely irresponsible by choosing to have quick sex around the time knowing that OP will be waking up soon. Perhaps OP is known to sleep in later and the parents thought because OP wasn't going to be up for a while yet, that may be why they chose to have a quickie on the couch. They could have been mindful and responsible about the approach the entire time but it back fired when OP woke up earlier than usual. They also could have done exactly what you suggested and really are a pair of irresponsible paperclips. :P Lol, I love that insult.

58 if you like add "junglefuzz" it will just confuse people.

addioty 19

#58, I spend way too much time on Tumblr..

Beatlemaniac815 7

Those stairs really screwed you over OP.

Stepping on the sides of stairs usually keeps them from creaking

OP: "Oh my god....I can't stay here, I have to go back up" Stairs: "I'm afraid I can't let you do that, OP"

69 thumbs up. I want to show my appreciation for your comment, but I don't want to change the number. More stressing then deciding whether to sell a stock or hold it.

I don't understand why anyone would worry about someone's comment having 69 votes one way or the other. I mean, SOMEone is going to screw up the humor for the rest of us, be it intentional or otherwise. Personally, I can't imagine anything else but Beavis and Butthead hurr-hurring at something so trivial. It's only math, after all. But Pleonasm's got 107 upvotes, now. Don't bother trying to keep comment votes a certain number. It's no more than an attempt in futility.

iLike2Teabag 27

Sheldon's voice: "that's my spot."

Just the thought of my parents doing it gives me nightmares. FYL OP.

Dawnstempest 17

@ 19 I flew in through a window carried by Stork Express. I don't know how you got here though.

Walking in on our parents at least one time is inevitable

monnanon 13

i managed to avoid walking in on my parents. at least i think i did, maybe i am so traumatised by it that i have blocked it out :s

3051628 24

That's just... Traumatizing. You probably made the best call though OP, I'm sure I would have done the same if I was in your shoes. I'm terribly sorry you had to go through that.

Caught between a rock and a hard place. Sorry you had to witness that OP

I know right? And just hink of the tmother, too; caught between a couch and a hard place.

Damn it. Can't believe I missed out on the chance to say: "Caught between a **** and a hard place."

Goddamn that was "save of the year"! Bravo, sir.

Well at least they had a good morning.

astralvagan 20

Some things just can't be unseen.... I hope you don't get nightmares OP.... But, at least you know your parents aren't old curmudgeons

And that is another nightmare all on it's own....