By Stinkipinkki - 21/08/2013 16:27 - United States - Austin
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By Stinkipinkki - 21/08/2013 16:27 - United States - Austin
Hey everyone! I loved reading your comments. The good, the bad, and even the ugly. Let me just clear up that it was my moms birthday, so I came down early to wake her up with breakfast. I wasn't coming down to listen like a pervert. I am very glad my parents are still fond of each other but I experienced just a tad too much of this fondness. I know realize that I could of walked back up and try not to squeak on the stairs, but come on. I wasn't really thinking at that point, mostly freaking out! Thanks everyone and no I didn't have my camera to save the picture as blackmail ;)
The horror! D:
I hate these posts about nasty ass irresponsible parents, like come on they don't have a ******* bedroom with a lock on it?
Exactly 41!!! You don't have sex anywhere, anytime you want in a house with other people in it. Especially not with your own children home and walking around.
You can still hear them in the bedroom. The roof would be more sensible
Ma where's the meatloaf!
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Show it anywayI actually think that would be kinda cool, yet scary, and awkward....
#46 but all those poor birds...
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Show it anywayAlso it would be awkward admitting that you photographed your parents making the beast with two backs...
Aside from how ****** up that is, I doubt it would work as blackmail. They're married adults and OP wasn't in the room, so they have every right to go at it!
42, no they don't you stupid paperclip. If they decide to have children then they make the decision to be responsible and responsible is NOT having sex in an open room around the time their child wakes up. They have a bedroom, they can go be nasty there. While I agree taking photos of them is beyond disgusting, I disagree with about everything else you said.
52, I disagree with one part of your response. OP may be an adult living with their parents and not a kid. Regardless on age factor, nobody wants to see their parents have sex unless you're sick minded. However, it may not be the case of OP's parents being entirely irresponsible by choosing to have quick sex around the time knowing that OP will be waking up soon. Perhaps OP is known to sleep in later and the parents thought because OP wasn't going to be up for a while yet, that may be why they chose to have a quickie on the couch. They could have been mindful and responsible about the approach the entire time but it back fired when OP woke up earlier than usual. They also could have done exactly what you suggested and really are a pair of irresponsible paperclips. :P Lol, I love that insult.
58 if you like add "junglefuzz" it will just confuse people.
I agree with 42
Those stairs really screwed you over OP.
Stepping on the sides of stairs usually keeps them from creaking
OP: "Oh my god....I can't stay here, I have to go back up" Stairs: "I'm afraid I can't let you do that, OP"
69 thumbs up. I want to show my appreciation for your comment, but I don't want to change the number. More stressing then deciding whether to sell a stock or hold it.
I don't understand why anyone would worry about someone's comment having 69 votes one way or the other. I mean, SOMEone is going to screw up the humor for the rest of us, be it intentional or otherwise. Personally, I can't imagine anything else but Beavis and Butthead hurr-hurring at something so trivial. It's only math, after all. But Pleonasm's got 107 upvotes, now. Don't bother trying to keep comment votes a certain number. It's no more than an attempt in futility.
You must burn that couch to oblivion!
Just the thought of my parents doing it gives me nightmares. FYL OP.
well you did get here somehow
Walking in on our parents at least one time is inevitable
Caught between a rock and a hard place. Sorry you had to witness that OP
I know right? And just hink of the tmother, too; caught between a couch and a hard place.
Damn it. Can't believe I missed out on the chance to say: "Caught between a **** and a hard place."
Goddamn that was "save of the year"! Bravo, sir.
Well at least they had a good morning.
Some things just can't be unseen.... I hope you don't get nightmares OP.... But, at least you know your parents aren't old curmudgeons
And that is another nightmare all on it's own....
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The horror! D:
Those stairs really screwed you over OP.