I hate these posts about nasty ass irresponsible parents, like come on they don't have a ******* bedroom with a lock on it?

Exactly 41!!! You don't have sex anywhere, anytime you want in a house with other people in it. Especially not with your own children home and walking around.

You can still hear them in the bedroom. The roof would be more sensible

Ma where's the meatloaf!

So 62... want to watch the video of which you were concieved?

@65, I wouldn't be surprised if there are people out there who get turned on by that.

I actually think that would be kinda cool, yet scary, and awkward....

#46 but all those poor birds...

Telling op to take a picture of his or her parents is just wrong. And thats extremely horrifying and disgusting.

Also it would be awkward admitting that you photographed your parents making the beast with two backs...

Aside from how ****** up that is, I doubt it would work as blackmail. They're married adults and OP wasn't in the room, so they have every right to go at it!

42, no they don't you stupid paperclip. If they decide to have children then they make the decision to be responsible and responsible is NOT having sex in an open room around the time their child wakes up. They have a bedroom, they can go be nasty there. While I agree taking photos of them is beyond disgusting, I disagree with about everything else you said.

I know how OP feels guys.. I walked in on my parents doing it in the living room. Its horrific. Scarred for life.

*adds paperclip to insult list*

52, I disagree with one part of your response. OP may be an adult living with their parents and not a kid. Regardless on age factor, nobody wants to see their parents have sex unless you're sick minded. However, it may not be the case of OP's parents being entirely irresponsible by choosing to have quick sex around the time knowing that OP will be waking up soon. Perhaps OP is known to sleep in later and the parents thought because OP wasn't going to be up for a while yet, that may be why they chose to have a quickie on the couch. They could have been mindful and responsible about the approach the entire time but it back fired when OP woke up earlier than usual. They also could have done exactly what you suggested and really are a pair of irresponsible paperclips. :P Lol, I love that insult.

58 if you like add "junglefuzz" it will just confuse people.

#58, I spend way too much time on Tumblr..

I agree with 42

Stepping on the sides of stairs usually keeps them from creaking

OP: "Oh my god....I can't stay here, I have to go back up" Stairs: "I'm afraid I can't let you do that, OP"

69 thumbs up. I want to show my appreciation for your comment, but I don't want to change the number. More stressing then deciding whether to sell a stock or hold it.

I don't understand why anyone would worry about someone's comment having 69 votes one way or the other. I mean, SOMEone is going to screw up the humor for the rest of us, be it intentional or otherwise. Personally, I can't imagine anything else but Beavis and Butthead hurr-hurring at something so trivial. It's only math, after all. But Pleonasm's got 107 upvotes, now. Don't bother trying to keep comment votes a certain number. It's no more than an attempt in futility.

Sheldon's voice: "that's my spot."

well you did get here somehow

@ 19 I flew in through a window carried by Stork Express. I don't know how you got here though.

...why? #7

Walking in on our parents at least one time is inevitable

i managed to avoid walking in on my parents. at least i think i did, maybe i am so traumatised by it that i have blocked it out :s

I know right? And just hink of the tmother, too; caught between a couch and a hard place.

Damn it. Can't believe I missed out on the chance to say: "Caught between a **** and a hard place."

Goddamn that was "save of the year"! Bravo, sir.

And that is another nightmare all on it's own....