Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
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Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML
Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
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Top comments
kingston52 0
you deseved it for getting your cat stuffed in the first place thats ******* creepy
lufctrivium 0
**** the Cats Life really though.
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Comments (411)
Vermelle 0
#255: How was I contradicting myself exactly? And I am calm. I didn't go around insulting her for no reason, now did I? And its a bit hypocritical to tell me to calm down when you're the one using profanity. And I never said stuffing her cat wasn't her choice, nor did I attack the OP. Your point, please? I'm missing it.
buunana 0
YDI for being a creep.
Jord111222333 0
WTF
Brey1013 0
Who the shit gets their dead cat stuffed? your bad
Liamrb 0
I love both cats and dogs and I just dont think I could bear to see my cat/dog stuffed on the couch every morning.
kbs123456789 0
YDI for stuffing your dead cat, you creep.
kbs123456789 0
agreed
Wheat 0
I selected YDI because you left the corpse in a place that was accessible by the dog.
netbeui435 3
WTF that's morbid. will you stuff your relatives?
JanisEvans 10
Is that how kitty died in the first place? Just wondering... :D Also, YDI for being a creepy shit.