Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
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Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML
Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
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kingston52 0
you deseved it for getting your cat stuffed in the first place thats ******* creepy
lufctrivium 0
**** the Cats Life really though.
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Comments (411)
randomm 0
i think thats gross, but i dont like furs and stuffed bears or whatever either. but some people are like "thats so gross that you had an animal stuffed"... but lots of people and restaurants and stuff have stuffed cows and deer and all... but it is a bit odd getting something personal stuffed..
celiaeatsballz 0
and also to all you saying Humans>animals, yes I agree but that has nothing to do with anything. You can love an animal more than a human.
alpacino_fml 0
dont stuff your cat!
evey274 1
EWWWW!!!! WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU?! you totally deserve it lol. what a disrespect to your kitty =[.
Amkii 0
Sorry to hear about your cat's passing and the dog thinking it was a chew toy... but stuffing your pet is a little strange.
bipolaradhdfml 0
This is quite possibly the most ridiculous set of comments to any FML I've ever seen. For one thing, last time I checked **** sapiens, humans, were in fact in the animal kingdom. Therefore, what are you using as your definition of animals, those of you along the "humans > animals" line. How are you separating us from other species? I think that there are a lot of species out there much more "civilized" than us. Next, the fact that the OP stuffed their beloved pet is much the same as keeping the ashes of pets or other family members. It is a bit of a strange way to keep their memory, but who the hell are you guys to judge that? Whether you put "FML" or "YDI" should be based on your opinions as to whether the OP's life was ****** because the dog got the stuffed cat, not whether you think its strange to stuff a beloved pet. Are there really so many people who are so cold to their pets? OP, that sucks. Hope it wasn't too badly damaged.
s_t_e_p_h 0
Why does everyone seem to think that the FML discussion boards have to be so vulgar and rude? I don't understand the world we live in.
1234five 0
Why would u EVER keep a dead cat!!?
doof_fisch 2
What a Cat-tas-stuffy! Someday, you'll laugh over your dog chewing up your cat. Actually, I find it hard to believe. A dog would know it's genuine cat fur, etc. I have yet to see a dog chew up a cat -- live or dead. And if a dog comes across something dead, he is most likely to roll on it and not chew it up.
bongoboy 0
well it's kinda your falt for leaving it in reach of your dog since the dog might not know any better. so, I guess, YDI.
car6435 0
wth!?!!! when my cute and nice dog died( may her little heart rest in peace ) I had her laid to rest not stuffed like a trophy!