Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML
Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
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kingston52 0
you deseved it for getting your cat stuffed in the first place thats ******* creepy
lufctrivium 0
**** the Cats Life really though.
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jnic 0
"Today, I was stupid enough to put something valuable ON THE FLOOR and ignore it when I have a dog, who will not read my mind and understand that it's valuable. My dog found it and chewed it, this is so surprising. FML." Lawl you're such a dumbass.
sobe23 0
backformorebitch is such an asshole.
Traum_fml 0
Your a creep. Who does that. Its kinda sick. Why didnt you just get another cat instead of stuffing the old one?..why didnt you just get it cremated like other weirdo pet owners and spread its ashes around in your backyard. You are probably one of those people who call their animals their children...
michelle3889 0
wow, basically everyone needs to calm done. Getting an animal stuffed is not a terrible thing to do, it's not 'inhumane'- the animal is dead.. if anything it shows how much the owner loved the animal, that they want it around for a much longer time and care to pay how much its costs to have an animal stuffed. "why didnt you just get a new cat?" yea thats a lot better, just replace the dead animal without thinking twice. do you people who say animals are equal to humans replace a dead relative the day after they die? ... nope. everyone on here is clearly just looking for confrontation and something to argue about.
plasmid 0
YDI. It's not because I think you're gross for stuffing your cat. It's because you left a dead animal where your dog could reach it!
iFruit 0
YDI . Why couldn't you just bury it instead of keeping it around your house? It's like stuffing your granny and putting her on the couch because we should be reminded whenever we're in our home that a loved one just died. Creepy.
dramafreakoid 0
I never really understood the point of taxidermy... but this example is just extremely sad. Not the kind of sad, where you say "awwwww!" The kind of sad that makes you say "Ew! Get a ******* life!"
SelenaGomezz 0
Wow all these people are so insensitive, personal i wouldnt stuff my cat because its kinda of werid and it would make me more upset looking at it, but it your choice. Im soo sorry about your cat, it really sucks. I love my cat so much and i know shes gonna die soon shes 16 ha But who knows. Anyways I hope you feel better. And P.s. Ignore these ignorint people.
birdbirdbird 0
@145, Since when is killing dogs illegal in the U.S? It's not, under controlled circumstances (oh hey, euthanasia and/or self defense). There's really nothing wrong with Peta or stuffing your dead cat. It's all just personal views that you ought not to be disrespectful of. (And if you for some reason feel like being disrespectful makes you somehow superior, get your shit straight, first). Yayyyyy. @305, I laughed for like twenty seconds. :D. @OP, Sorry about your cattttttttttt ): And that your dog tried to eat it...
spillproof 0
YDI for typing that first sentence