Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
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Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML
Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
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kingston52 0
you deseved it for getting your cat stuffed in the first place thats ******* creepy
lufctrivium 0
**** the Cats Life really though.
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Comments (411)
ah_09 0
:| ydi for stuffing your cat ...... i'm sure he'd much rather you have given him a mini funeral & buried him in your backyard. instead of being stuffed and chewed up by your dog. disgusting.
Astroman129 7
To be honest, you deserved it for stuffing your cat. I've always found it to be an unlawful thing to do anyway. =
railfan_fml 0
humans > animals. face it.
KristenCullen15 0
wow, you are one sick ****.
tehkewl1 0
my cat sits on the couch all day, so I guess if it died then I'd get it stuffed and I wouldn't even notice it was dead
Gummybears4life 0
ew why would you stuff the cat?! that's sick! bury the poor thing!
drewm2010 0
Calm down 42... but seriously your weird for stuffing your cat.
shadowPlayer 6
You stuffed your cat? WTF?
cupcakejaws 5
that is just creepy.
mw2isbeast 0
weird