Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML
Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
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kingston52 0
you deseved it for getting your cat stuffed in the first place thats ******* creepy
lufctrivium 0
**** the Cats Life really though.
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Comments (411)
Hockeylover87_71 0
I agree with #'s 211 and 215 but sorry about your cat..
CrunkCupcake97 2
Since when did this site become a debate team? Kinda creepy that you stuffed your cat, but I love my cat to death and I don't know what I would do if it died:( I'm sorry/;
CrunkCupcake97 2
okay, "sexyladiesman" you really pissed me off. and I agree with bipolar something or other. it isn't possible to be above other animals since we, in fact are animals. I bet a bunch of fifth graders would agree with me on that. yall are so stupid. get a life.
poopymonsters 0
Whats a cat?
hazelwolfeyes 0
thats disgusting. i cant believe you could ******* stuff your cat... i can understand people holding onto loved ones ashes...but they arent stuffing their family members n putting them on display. i agree with your name...**** YOUR CATS LIFE...for having such a ****** up owner. it would have been better if you had buried it or kept its ashes...you had to go disrespect it n have it stuffed to be on display... you make me sick...
kellster 2
I have to agree with all of the people who have called you a sick ****, OP. That's disgusting. Even animals deserve respect in death. Next time, do the right thing and dispose of your pet's remains with dignity. I in no way support your decision to have had your poor cat stuffed, but if you were going to, you might have considered treating it with some care. It's a dead animal. Dogs are scavengers. Do the math. Also, please don't stuff your poor dog when it dies.
v1knownaz_chris 0
srsly, why would anyone get their cat stuff, just bury it like a normal person, lol. oh well, at least the dogs happy now =D
cocacola999 27
Still, mummies were buried in pyramids, not kept in the next pharaoh's living-room...
XRiseToFallAgain 0
I'll end this. HUMANS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANIMALS.
hazelwolfeyes 0
#238 how so?