Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
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Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML
Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
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kingston52 0
you deseved it for getting your cat stuffed in the first place thats ******* creepy
lufctrivium 0
**** the Cats Life really though.
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Comments (411)
type1 3
you're sick..
Oliive_fml 0
YDI because that's disgusting. instead of having it's body returned to the earth, you keep it on your coffee table. actually, **** the dog's life. he was the one that ate it.
missryss 0
No, cats are NOT equal to humans. They are below us on the food chain. They aren't even good enough to be beasts of burden like a cow or donkey. They're just here to look cute and pee on your stuff. They should have just buried it in the backyard.
jmeg_fml 0
getting your cat stuffed is really creepy :[ in response to that crazy long post, gotta say, having a more developed cortex might let you type shit like that, but i'd prefer a friendly golden retriever. don't get me wrong, i typically value humans more, being human myself and all, but all that business about who's better is entirely relative.
bishoprsv2 0
humans=trash animals aren't total assholes like humans.
hannah83_fml 0
ew, seriously who stuffs their pet. stuffing cat while having dog=you asked for it.
Repguy27 0
@245 By that logic then would you also say that remote parts of the world are harzardous wastelands? Other creatures would break it down over time. I do know obviously that they can't clean up after yourselves but you have to admit it's pretty funny when people say "Humans are superior, now I gotta go clean up after my dog."
haleycole 0
@290.. i agree.
brittanixOo 0
you guys are all retarded losing a pet is hard to do. i've had a dog since i was 2 and when i was 14 he died and thats the most i've ever cried in my life. i cried more with him than my uncle and great grandma... maybce cuz i didnt really know them but still. and i know for a fact he had emotions because when he heard our car he would be waiting at the gate outside and when you were getting ready to leave he'd get sad and follow you around... you guys are ******* stupid.
Repguy27 0
@145 The thing about cockroaches is that they are pests and insects too. Nobody is going to mourn the loss of a pest. You may claim human are intellilectually superior but you yourself have just proven that you are morally inferior. It's people like you that do not value life and should be locked away. I'm guessing either you have never had a pet or you really never should. Just because they can't speak English doesn't meen they can't communicate. My cat, for instance meows to get my attention and shows me what he wants or needs. If he needs food he meows to get my attention then leads me to his bowl. And by that very same logic I can say that Humans are animals so I should be able to go around hunting people without anybody caring. Also, I don't think the cockroach really suffers from pain and if it does, not for very long at all. You should probably see a psychologist or something because you need help. You should study up on morals while you're at that major university of yours.