Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
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Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML
Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
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Top comments
kingston52 0
you deseved it for getting your cat stuffed in the first place thats ******* creepy
lufctrivium 0
**** the Cats Life really though.
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Comments (411)
zoolander951 0
everyone here who has written a comment on this that is more than 3 sentences needs to go get a life. every here who's written a paragraph or more, just end your pain right now.
tequilabird 0
WHY THE **** WOULD YOU STUFF YOUR CAT? i feel sad even reading this, let it rest in peace
Keiko86 0
aww.. poor kitty.... I would want my cat around too after it dies. So I understand why you got it stuffed. But because of the stigma, I won't be doing it.
jtaylor94 0
wow your ******* messed up, why would you do something so wrong.
dorkasaur 0
that's very gross and super creepy sorry but it is. I woulndt want my deceased pet staring at me
georgia_fml 0
Are you going to stuff your dog as well? Kay seriously, what would happen in a few years if you got sick of this stuffed cat, would you just throw it out?
copey 0
issues!!!!! You should seek help
monkey314159 0
Rowdy no!
dragon2041 0
I lol'ed irl.
TheKitsune 0
@ #344 OMG YES SCRUBS REFERENCE! XD
ReconExpert 0
YDI for stuffing your cat you sick ****... Seriously, if your family member died, would you take there dead body and stuff it, or stuff its head and put it on a fireplace or wall?
Carribu 0
This reminds me of Coraline...when she goes to visit the two actresses downstairs and they have all their dead dogs stuffed and shelved.