Haha way to go :)

op's an idiot. learn to look for distinctions. EX license plate, bumper stickers, stuffed animals in the back etc

Ok...so? Where's the fml? This isn't a fuck my life. This is just a "oh shit" moment.

lube in the seat, condom wrappers on the floorboard, dildo in the center console etc.

phahaha dumbass!!

I love how people put cute guy or girl like that makes the situation so much worse.

I love how people put cute guy or girl like that makes the situation so much worse.

lol that's funny

all you had to do was explain to him OP. nbd.

This happens all the time. I actually got into (unlocked) car once. It took me fiddling with the ignition before I realized it wasn't my car. Luckily the alarm didn't go off or the owner didn't show up.

Do something to make your car more unique. I noticed that it can be difficult to tell my vehicle apart ever since I sold my truck and got a Grand Am. Apparently there's a lot of them.

I think you should have realized it was not your car when the sound doesn't tally

When I was in middle school and my dad would pick me up at home and drive to school, I sometimes got his car mixed up with someone others. I always felt embarrassed because my vision sucks and it's a proof of that. But your case isn't so bad, OP :)

I did that too, except I got my mom's car confused with rusty vans labeled "free candy" on the side

No chance you made it through. You must be some kind of a superhero.

seems more like a Win than a FML. :/

Sorry if double post. Did you guys have sex in his car afterwards?

you must be a blonde with big tits

Well now you have a conversation starter. Next thing you know you'll be posting a LML from the back of his car :D !

That would be quite the awkward confrontation! :/