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By CorCelesti - 02/06/2014 14:00 - United States

Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML

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By bluebride - 03/02/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML

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By shades - 09/01/2012 03:43 - United Kingdom

Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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By fuck off, dad - 04/04/2014 21:31 - Colombia

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

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Nice to see you

By JeezyCherieze - 11/04/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, my father, who I rarely see, drove 400 miles to my wedding. I was so happy to see him, until he got completely trashed at my reception, asked me where he could "score some weed" and told me what a bitch my mom was, and how I needed to lose weight. For over an hour. At my wedding. FML

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Dad! No!

By Ginger - 08/07/2017 16:30 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML

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Thanks but no thanks.

By Anonymous - 26/08/2017 16:00

Today, as my husband and I were leaving our wedding reception, my mother-in-law hugged me and whispered in my ear, "You're gonna do great tonight!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 06:00 - United States - Santa Fe

Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 19:01 - United States

Today, at my wedding reception, my father began his speech with "Well, I never, ever thought that this day would come," at which point the entire room, including my new husband, broke into a round of enthusiastic applause. FML

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Monday 2 June 2014 18:34

Congratulations! And hopefully your husband sees things differently than your father

mpkpm 19

Monday 2 June 2014 18:35

Could of been worse, could have been "The first person the police investigate in murder is the spouse. Tells you something about marriage."

Comments

bambam20 11

Tuesday 3 June 2014 4:04

What the hell does that mean

fader48080 10

Tuesday 3 June 2014 5:18

taking all action I got 2 to 1 on grandma 7 to one on the bride and even money on the lady that runs the pipe organ.

martin8337 35

Tuesday 3 June 2014 5:24

Like a ball and chain on your ring finger.

izzywood 8

Tuesday 3 June 2014 9:58

Congratulations on your big day!

RockyG92 15

Tuesday 3 June 2014 12:01

Ooh, that's pretty mean! I hope you put him in his place. Congrats on your wedding!

DennisYu 14

Tuesday 3 June 2014 13:05

I really don't get it.I'm a Chinese.Who could explain "That ring gets real heavy fast."? and Why the OP mention her mother at the end? Does it means the responsibilities that her father complained tis too heavy? or her father shouldn't wear the ring? or the ring is too tightly because her father did some bad thing?