Today, I walked a student to an office on the other side of the school. I'm the kind of person who would rather make conversation than endure awkward silence, so I tried to talk to him. He just stared intently at my chest the whole time. FML
Miss_Whipped tells us more.
Miss_Whipped 43
You're right, it was awkward with his head turned toward me the whole time. Working in the main office doesn't leave me a lot of room as to what I can say or do in front of the people I escort across the building (most of them sponsors from colleges or other organizations to pass out information during lunch). I think the worst I had to endure was this one pair of guys who did nothing but bad-mouth the school and the others that worked in my office. My only response was to take them down the longest, winding path to their destination as I could imagine. Other than that, I had to remain silent when I wanted to defend my school's honor. As far as this kid, I ended up clamming up and stopped making any attempt to talk to him. I usually call people out on weird behavior, but I think that it was just the shock and disgust of it all that glued my mouth shut. I just walked back to the office silently and did nothing. What was I supposed to do, cry 'sexual harassment' this late in the school year? I've got 4 days left before I never have to attend high school again. I'd rather it go off without a hitch. As for the 'I've got a nice rack' comments, I don't think it's appropriate to stare either way. Some things are meant to keep to yourself (or your own eyeballs).
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bromeister 6
The strangeness of this FML depends greatly on OP's gender..
mybubbles2000 13
If he could have only said what he was thinking at that moment.
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mybubbles2000 13
If he could have only said what he was thinking at that moment.
Nickb55 16
I think its obvious what he was thinking.
demo88001 9
I'm hoping you're a female OP..
thatsawkward7 18
Well the title does say "Miss_Whipped" :p
bromeister 6
The strangeness of this FML depends greatly on OP's gender..
DemosthenesMB 13
Your profile picture makes your comment all the more true.
Koalax3 18
The name says miss so .. Female lol
Ihavegas 22
you have a nice rack I guess?
Miss_Whipped 43
We can assume he wasn't taking the long trip to read 'Call of Duty: Ghosts' on my shirt.
melanson32 7
You don't think?
Yeshua_fml 19
"My eyes are up here."
chosha_fml 27
Is what she should have said instead of putting up with that bullshit all the way across campus.
hashshim 23
I already made my choice.
Psychicgirl17 18
Did you say anything to him about his staring at your chest? Personally I would have been really pissed off when a man just stares at my chest. The occasionally glance is fine but an uninterrupted stare creeps me out.
AnOriginalName 19
The occasional glance is fine? I assume you're speaking for all women when you say that. Woohoo!
Psychicgirl17 18
lol I say occasional glance because most men look at a woman's chest without thinking about it. like a reflex.
AnOriginalName 19
We can stare without thinking too, if the not thinking is what makes it acceptable.
Mauskau 36
I'd rather the odd glance than having someone stare.
RedPillSucks 33
By odd, do you mean occasional? Because with OP and the guy walking in the same direction, he wasn't even facing her, so he would have walked the whole way with his head turned towards her and looking down. That is odd! If I were OP, i would have walked close to a pole or trash can so he would smack into it.
Miss_Whipped 43
You're right, it was awkward with his head turned toward me the whole time. Working in the main office doesn't leave me a lot of room as to what I can say or do in front of the people I escort across the building (most of them sponsors from colleges or other organizations to pass out information during lunch). I think the worst I had to endure was this one pair of guys who did nothing but bad-mouth the school and the others that worked in my office. My only response was to take them down the longest, winding path to their destination as I could imagine. Other than that, I had to remain silent when I wanted to defend my school's honor. As far as this kid, I ended up clamming up and stopped making any attempt to talk to him. I usually call people out on weird behavior, but I think that it was just the shock and disgust of it all that glued my mouth shut. I just walked back to the office silently and did nothing. What was I supposed to do, cry 'sexual harassment' this late in the school year? I've got 4 days left before I never have to attend high school again. I'd rather it go off without a hitch. As for the 'I've got a nice rack' comments, I don't think it's appropriate to stare either way. Some things are meant to keep to yourself (or your own eyeballs).
AnOriginalName 19
OP, if you only have four days left, what harm is there in giving the kid a hard slap across the face? The worst that would happen is you lose your job four days earlier than it would finish anyways....
Miss_Whipped 43
Having any type of offense, especially this late in the year, would disqualify me from my exam exemptions. I didn't spend this year putting up with copious amounts of bull and still managing all A's just to 'flip ****' at a student who can't control his eyeballs.
wordhippie 10
I applaud your restraint, and the fact that you know there are more important things in life. Also, I applaud your use of the term "flip ****". Highlight of my night!
Nuggetzor97 10
He likes you
AmexBlack 24
There is a vast difference between 'like' and 'lust'. I reckon OPs creeper was probs more the second option.
rocker_chick23 27
No, he is a creepy pervert.
WarriorBl00d 9
You never know, maybe he's just shy and doesn't want to look OP in the eyes?
TunaFireStarter 16
#36, then he could have looked straight ahead and not at her chest. He was doing it on purpose.
Nuggetzor97 10
Fine, let me rephrase that. 'He likes your jugs'. Is that better?
Nuggetzor97 10
I don't know what you people want from me
Miss_Whipped 43
Your very soul, and nothing less will do.
rocker_chick23 27
What about his money too #85?
dont_doubt_me 29
I really hope you said something to him about that.
Garrett2818 21
He's pretty talented if he can keep an uninterrupted gaze at your chest and not run into anything.
Miss_Whipped 43
It's not too difficult. Back when I was younger, I'd walk around hallways, grocery aisles, and the like while reading a book and not run into anything. It isn't too hard to have a background peripheral focus while your eyes are at the attention of something else.
Garrett2818 21
Well were you in front of him walking backwards ( if so then you're talented) or side by side with him the way people normally walk with someone else. Because facing sideways to stare at your chest is probably a lot harder than reading a book while walking
MyselfLovesI 7
Lol I always do that, and people are like "it's not good to read while moving" and etc...
CallMeWindSock 24
He's caught up in boobie-hypnosis.
martin998877 12
I think he has some issues he needs to get off his chest. It should be nipped in the bud.
glowbaby 15
Are you sure that that's the BREAST decision?
ForFudgeSake 6
That's true. Could be a booby trap!