Love, Weddings and Marriage: Dad! No!

Dad! No!

By Ginger - 08/07/2017 16:30 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 168

You deserved it 545

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Rory - 23/07/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 77 490

You deserved it 4 831

By BadLuckCarson - 12/02/2013 05:55 - United States - Muscatine

Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 793

You deserved it 3 732

By CorCelesti - 02/06/2014 14:00 - United States

Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 859

You deserved it 4 698

By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 242

You deserved it 3 050

Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 704

You deserved it 62 347

By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 206

You deserved it 8 741

Patronising

By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 399

You deserved it 4 247

News to me

By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 20:00

Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 934

You deserved it 184

By bride - 27/03/2009 01:38 - United States

Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 133 978

You deserved it 10 294

By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 643

You deserved it 24 788

SpaceToast 25

Saturday 8 July 2017 22:34

This made me LOL. Maybe your father is now realizing that your an adult woman. Congratulations on your marriage OP. :D

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 8 July 2017 23:54

It's hard to find a wedding dress that isn't strapless these days, and it's even more difficult to find one that doesn't show cleavage. I thought wedding dresses were supposed to symbolize purity and be modest. Not these days! It was a nightmare finding one for my own wedding, what with either strapless and/or low-cut. Gah! But hey, at least your dad didn't say something like he wished you weren't getting married or hates the groom. :D

Comments

SpaceToast 25

Saturday 8 July 2017 22:34

This made me LOL. Maybe your father is now realizing that your an adult woman. Congratulations on your marriage OP. :D

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 8 July 2017 23:54

HappyItalian 38

Sunday 9 July 2017 3:53

A lot of them also seem tight and in the form of the mermaid/trumpet style design. Seems almost impossible to find otherwise!

Kurliez408 32

Sunday 9 July 2017 11:11

where did you look for dresses? three of my friends got married last year and none of them had trouble finding a dress with sleeves, no slits or low cleavage.