Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML
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skeez_fml
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you don't have a key to your own house? that's kind of sad.
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kagome_eb
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go to hawaii
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skeez_fml
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you don't have a key to your own house? that's kind of sad.
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soul_fml
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My house's bolt does not have a key
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greenman_fml
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no friends or family? your parents won't fly you out? you have so many options, but you decide to post here. how did you get to a computer? internet cafe? you are just chalk full of fail
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alissa_roar
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His phone could have internet.
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suxs4ulol
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or he could have posted it AFTER spring break, so many reasonably options.
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rebboy_2008
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Strajee
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The doors are bolted. Read please
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J0HNYR0773N
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Yea tot agree with #1 or why dont u have any friends? or neighbors with keys? or just break a window.. you suck at life lol
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bobdole
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no friends?
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kagome_eb
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go to hawaii
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scb197
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#2 it's CHOCK full, you tool.
and really, you don't have a key?
and really, you don't have a key?
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LoosechangeX
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It is a figure of speech genius. Don't get all pissed off because someone said something you don't like.
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bethinabox
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Really, no key? C'mon...
Just break a window. :)
Just break a window. :)
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13BlackCat
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hey for all y'all know the lock is broken. that's what happened to me. but it's true there are options. but i think there should be a "not so bad" button cause "you deserve it" seems a little harsh
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vyktor_fml
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Well he could've called his parents before he spent the time and money to go home. So he kinda did deserve it. :P
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identikit
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Hey at least you didn't walk in on them having sex eh?!