FML : Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After...

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Abandoned - / Monday 9 March 2009 05:50 / United States

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By skeez_fml | 0

#23210 - Monday 9 March 2009 15:05

you don't have a key to your own house? that's kind of sad.

By kagome_eb | 0

#23246 - Monday 9 March 2009 15:59

go to hawaii

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By skeez_fml | 0

#23210 - Monday 9 March 2009 15:05

you don't have a key to your own house? that's kind of sad.

soul_fml | 0

#1317793 - Sunday 29 August 2010 16:57

My house's bolt does not have a key

By greenman_fml | 0

#23214 - Monday 9 March 2009 15:13

no friends or family? your parents won't fly you out? you have so many options, but you decide to post here. how did you get to a computer? internet cafe? you are just chalk full of fail

alissa_roar | 6

#2489916 - Tuesday 10 May 2011 21:56

His phone could have internet.

suxs4ulol | 22

#3652086 - Monday 28 November 2011 8:45

or he could have posted it AFTER spring break, so many reasonably options.

By rebboy_2008 | 0

#23224 - Monday 9 March 2009 15:32

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Strajee | 23

#6323804 - Thursday 18 June 2015 5:04

The doors are bolted. Read please

By J0HNYR0773N | 0

#23229 - Monday 9 March 2009 15:40

Yea tot agree with #1 or why dont u have any friends? or neighbors with keys? or just break a window.. you suck at life lol

By bobdole | 0

#23231 - Monday 9 March 2009 15:41

no friends?

By kagome_eb | 0

#23246 - Monday 9 March 2009 15:59

go to hawaii

By scb197 | 0

#23253 - Monday 9 March 2009 16:19

#2 it's CHOCK full, you tool.

and really, you don't have a key?

LoosechangeX | 0

#1568212 - Tuesday 19 October 2010 0:58

It is a figure of speech genius. Don't get all pissed off because someone said something you don't like.

By bethinabox | 0

#23259 - Monday 9 March 2009 16:34

Really, no key? C'mon...

Just break a window. :)

By 13BlackCat | 2

#23269 - Monday 9 March 2009 16:59

hey for all y'all know the lock is broken. that's what happened to me. but it's true there are options. but i think there should be a "not so bad" button cause "you deserve it" seems a little harsh