Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college...

By Abandoned - 09/03/2009 05:50 - United States

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 04:00 - United States - Warren

Today, my mom and dad went off somewhere for some alone time together. My mom had apparently turned her phone off and my dad left his at home. In that span of time, my brother had accidentally locked himself out of his house, and my sister was also trying to get a hold of them, and now are asking me where they're at. FML

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By Sky - 25/07/2018 01:30

Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML

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Grounded

By cock sauce - 09/06/2012 21:15 - Switzerland - Luzern

Today, I snuck out of the house for a night on the town. When I got back, I found all the doors and windows bolted shut. My sister's laughing face at my bedroom window suggests I'll be spending the rest of the night outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2018 01:30

Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML

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You really shouldn't have

By ParentsSleepingOnMyCouch - 13/02/2024 00:00 - United States - Renton

Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML

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You deserved it 95

By Homeless - 09/03/2009 12:12 - United States

Today, I got back to my apartment from being away for the past week on Spring break. I found the locks on my apartment changed and all my things on the curb, many of them broken or stolen. I ran to the leasing office to see what had happened. Turns out it was an accounting error on their part. FML

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You deserved it 3 525

By homeless4Christmas - 24/12/2009 05:54 - New Zealand

Today, I flew my wife, myself and three kids to pay a surprise visit to my parents who were going to be alone for Christmas. When we arrived, we found out they decided to go on vacation. We have nowhere to go. FML

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You deserved it 28 080

Our house, in the middle of our street

By Anonymous - 05/09/2011 10:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I got home from college. Since I haven't seen my parents in almost a year I sorta expected them to come meet me/pick me up at the airport. Nope. What did I get instead? A text from my dad saying, "I hope you have a key." FML

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The Baby-Sitters Club

By Do I look like a fucking babysitter? - 22/08/2022 00:00

Today, my parents, my two sisters and their significant others went on a vacation and dropped their children at my house without ever asking me. I'm single, live alone, and can barely make ends meet, and they know it. FML

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You deserved it 118

skeez_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:05

you don't have a key to your own house? that's kind of sad.

kagome_eb 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:59

go to hawaii

Comments

skeez_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:05

you don't have a key to your own house? that's kind of sad.

soul_fml 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 16:57

My house's bolt does not have a key

greenman_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:13

no friends or family? your parents won't fly you out? you have so many options, but you decide to post here. how did you get to a computer? internet cafe? you are just chalk full of fail

alissa_roar 6

Tuesday 10 May 2011 21:56

His phone could have internet.

suxs4ulol 22

Monday 28 November 2011 8:45

or he could have posted it AFTER spring break, so many reasonably options.

rebboy_2008 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:32

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Strajee 23

Thursday 18 June 2015 5:04

The doors are bolted. Read please

J0HNYR0773N 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:40

Yea tot agree with #1 or why dont u have any friends? or neighbors with keys? or just break a window.. you suck at life lol

bobdole 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:41

no friends?

kagome_eb 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:59

go to hawaii

scb197 0

Monday 9 March 2009 16:19

#2 it's CHOCK full, you tool. and really, you don't have a key?

LoosechangeX 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 0:58

It is a figure of speech genius. Don't get all pissed off because someone said something you don't like.

bethinabox 0

Monday 9 March 2009 16:34

Really, no key? C'mon... Just break a window. :)

13BlackCat 2

Monday 9 March 2009 16:59

hey for all y'all know the lock is broken. that's what happened to me. but it's true there are options. but i think there should be a "not so bad" button cause "you deserve it" seems a little harsh