By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 14:39 - United States

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Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
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emerluvsu 6

That's the most original fml I've ever heard.

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Maxxy928 7

Don't think of it as you lost your virginity to a shoe. Think of it as you lost your virginity to the person that kicked you.

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bleepbloopthis 0

Holy crap that is funny. Fyl.

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Jujubilee 1

How bout you just count yourself as half a virgin?

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RuffianLivesOn 8

mean girls reference?

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anongrl 2

No, she's still completely a virgin. You have to have sex to lose your virginity. And that definitely was not sex. Your hymen has nothing to do with your virginity.

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cryssycakesx3 22

actually I was taught that you're technically not a virgin if something penetrates you

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xijinping 3

technically u lost urs to the person who kicked u..not in the normal way though but count

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justalilcrazy 3

to loose virginity- to be penetrated... dictionary doesnt say to be penetrated by what.

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ballbearing 10

stop using urban dictionary. It's not the most accademically sound source

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cetlawizard 15

What dictionary did you use to spell academically? Just curious. XD lol.

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sarahlovesyewxD 8

Hey, if it makes you feel better, it happened to me too in gym class last year.

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pfx2_fml 15

I bet that was akward..

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rideforlife2 2

Wtf not be a creep or anything but we have the same birthday, except im turning 15..

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megapeyt 17

This is still awesome. No offense OP. FYL

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Cinn_fml 22

Seriously, losing your hymen doesn't mean you're not still a virgin. You can break it by doing exercise ffs. I don't get why people seem to think that it matters that they've broken it. Having sex is how you lose your virginity, end of story.

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sarahlovesyewxD 8

Hahaha, #35, your profile picture makes that so much better. LMAO.

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