FML : Today, my boyfriend was lying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passionate eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me he loved me. But...

Today, my boyfriend was lying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passionate eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me he loved me. But instead he said "You have a bogey". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Sybille / Saturday 6 December 2008 12:14 / France

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By cndrow | 0

#928 - Monday 9 February 2009 23:47

You're in bed with someone and they haven't told you they love you? ...

By pspnick | 0

#58153 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 21:14

well at least you didnt have a double bogey, you can still recover(i think you mean boogey, like booger)

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By cndrow | 0

#928 - Monday 9 February 2009 23:47

You're in bed with someone and they haven't told you they love you? ...

PeteyPablo12308 | 20

#3165476 - Tuesday 23 August 2011 11:41

It doesn't say anything about bed...

Lucidium | 0

#3326986 - Thursday 22 September 2011 5:54

You effin religious piece of ****

Candisalis | 0

#3481292 - Monday 24 October 2011 8:15

It's not religious to think that they're moving too fast in that relationship.

loganberrybat | 11

#4165427 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 21:08

I bet you're one of those possessive types aren't ya... People in the 21st century don't wait to be in love and married before having sex.

jchantale | 7

#5847057 - Monday 3 February 2014 2:14

Laying down doesn't mean sex. They could have been cuddling

By pinkfrenchrose | 5

#30958 - Saturday 14 March 2009 5:41

Happened to me once. I screamed. haha

AssassinsCRB | 0

#3959154 - Sunday 29 January 2012 2:39

You had a boogey so you screamed? Wtf...

nabee26 | 15

#4631358 - Saturday 30 June 2012 0:17

38- Exactly what I was thinking... WTF

CaptainDoorknob | 7

#4916237 - Monday 10 September 2012 19:51

I'd hate to see your reaction to your own vomit. Would you pass out?

By pspnick | 0

#58153 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 21:14

well at least you didnt have a double bogey, you can still recover(i think you mean boogey, like booger)

By blueworld_fml | 0

#86447 - Monday 6 April 2009 9:31

Before intimate moments, always check for boogies. Did he tell you he loved you anyway, boogies and all? Cuz he still could've made that work.

By Vintage_fml | 0

#119142 - Friday 17 April 2009 15:03

he doesnt need to say it,he does,maybe

By AnnaSeptic | 0

#126080 - Monday 20 April 2009 4:15

LOL.

By xobabygurlx23 | 2

#160091 - Friday 1 May 2009 20:00

awww that is so adorableee

By 24788 | 5

#161830 - Saturday 2 May 2009 11:31

That's a let down. FYL

It's funny though.

By leelee87_fml | 0

#170657 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:59

Tomayto, tomahto.

Actually, he sounds sweet. "I love you" or not (I'm betting he does), lucky you.

By snode001 | 0

#214705 - Wednesday 20 May 2009 19:00

that is intimacy at it's best

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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