You're in bed with someone and they haven't told you they love you? ...

It doesn't say anything about bed...

You effin religious piece of ****

It's not religious to think that they're moving too fast in that relationship.

I bet you're one of those possessive types aren't ya... People in the 21st century don't wait to be in love and married before having sex.

Laying down doesn't mean sex. They could have been cuddling

Happened to me once. I screamed. haha

You had a boogey so you screamed? Wtf...

38- Exactly what I was thinking... WTF

I'd hate to see your reaction to your own vomit. Would you pass out?

well at least you didnt have a double bogey, you can still recover(i think you mean boogey, like booger)

Before intimate moments, always check for boogies. Did he tell you he loved you anyway, boogies and all? Cuz he still could've made that work.

he doesnt need to say it,he does,maybe

LOL.

awww that is so adorableee

That's a let down. FYL It's funny though.

Tomayto, tomahto. Actually, he sounds sweet. "I love you" or not (I'm betting he does), lucky you.

that is intimacy at it's best