FML : Today, my boyfriend was lying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passionate eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me he loved me. But...

Today, my boyfriend was lying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passionate eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me he loved me. But instead he said "You have a bogey". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Sybille / Saturday 6 December 2008 12:14 / France

Love

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By cndrow | 0

#928 - Monday 9 February 2009 11:47

You're in bed with someone and they haven't told you they love you? ...

By pspnick | 0

#58153 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 09:14

well at least you didnt have a double bogey, you can still recover(i think you mean boogey, like booger)

Comments

By cndrow | 0

#928 - Monday 9 February 2009 11:47

You're in bed with someone and they haven't told you they love you? ...

PeteyPablo12308 | 20

#3165476 - Tuesday 23 August 2011 11:41

It doesn't say anything about bed...

Lucidium | 0

#3326986 - Thursday 22 September 2011 05:54

You effin religious piece of ****

Candisalis | 0

#3481292 - Monday 24 October 2011 08:15

It's not religious to think that they're moving too fast in that relationship.

loganberrybat | 11

#4165427 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 09:08

I bet you're one of those possessive types aren't ya... People in the 21st century don't wait to be in love and married before having sex.

jchantale | 7

#5847057 - Monday 3 February 2014 02:14

Laying down doesn't mean sex. They could have been cuddling

By pinkfrenchrose | 5

#30958 - Saturday 14 March 2009 05:41

Happened to me once. I screamed. haha

AssassinsCRB | 0

#3959154 - Sunday 29 January 2012 02:39

You had a boogey so you screamed? Wtf...

nabee26 | 15

#4631358 - Saturday 30 June 2012 12:17

38- Exactly what I was thinking... WTF

CaptainDoorknob | 7

#4916237 - Monday 10 September 2012 07:51

I'd hate to see your reaction to your own vomit. Would you pass out?

By pspnick | 0

#58153 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 09:14

well at least you didnt have a double bogey, you can still recover(i think you mean boogey, like booger)

By blueworld_fml | 0

#86447 - Monday 6 April 2009 09:31

Before intimate moments, always check for boogies. Did he tell you he loved you anyway, boogies and all? Cuz he still could've made that work.

By Vintage_fml | 0

#119142 - Friday 17 April 2009 03:03

he doesnt need to say it,he does,maybe

By AnnaSeptic | 0

#126080 - Monday 20 April 2009 04:15

LOL.

By xobabygurlx23 | 2

#160091 - Friday 1 May 2009 08:00

awww that is so adorableee

By 24788 | 5

#161830 - Saturday 2 May 2009 11:31

That's a let down. FYL It's funny though.

By leelee87_fml | 0

#170657 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 09:59

Tomayto, tomahto. Actually, he sounds sweet. "I love you" or not (I'm betting he does), lucky you.

By snode001 | 0

#214705 - Wednesday 20 May 2009 07:00

that is intimacy at it's best

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Love

Nearly

Today, I ordered a sandwich and asked for no onions. When I got home, the sandwich in fact had onions on it. Also a pubic hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I came across my wife's secret diary and couldn't resist a little peek and now an hour later I know that she hasn't rated my lovemaking above a...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

World

Loading data…

Slovenia

Today, I've spent hours looking at photos of my husband and his ex-girlfriends that his mother keeps in a photo album. She doesn't have any pictures of...

Poland

Today, I realized that all my teammates have bigger tits than I do. I'm the only girl on the team. FML

See all the World FMLs

Photos

See all FML photos