By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 14:39 - United States

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Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
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emerluvsu 6

That's the most original fml I've ever heard.

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miami_bb6 0

Was it as good for u as it was for the shoe ;-)

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gemno333 8

Did the shoe have a good soul or bad soul? and was there protection?

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babe1991 0

that's ok. I fell on a balancing beam right between the legs and that's how mine popped.

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cmorant3 0

My friend told me that his friend broke his boner... He fell down the stairs

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peaceliveturtle 1

popping your cherry doesn't take your virginity if you haven't ****** someone .

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DuckyMomo 2

Please....unless those shoes were extremely pointy there is no way that could happen

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ebud2010 2

You might want see a doctor for verification, might be something else lol

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